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Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight:
Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday? Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email. Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea! Ben: Did I just say that? Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez. Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass. |
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"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"
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01-19-2013, 12:00 AM | #294 |
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Gaige, speaking to a co-worker....
"I don't have anything to stir my cream with! I'm going to use my finger to stir it, if I don't find a stick. No! That's too big!"
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said by my co-worker Shelly
You know what I’m going to put in my hole?
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