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Old 04-29-2010, 07:46 AM   #41
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Saippuakivikauppias is the world's longest single-word palindrome.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.



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lol There is a good story about olives , but you have to ask Daywalker !
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There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow!

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!
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There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow!

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!
Today, I am thankful that I am not a policewoman there.
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If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious
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The shrimp's heart is in its head
Kissing is healthier than shaking hands
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F"
Polar bears with white, fluffy fur actually have black skin
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If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious
Big enough to fit on one's head, which is plenty big enough to tinkle in.

But...think about how they will have to clean it. There's fabric in there and padding. Dry clean?

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The tongue is also the strongest muscle in our body.

Bonus: the biggest organ is our skin.
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Once off a human host, crabs can live for 24 hours, making it possible to get crabs during contact with infested bedding or clothing.
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Big enough to fit on one's head, which is plenty big enough to tinkle in.

But...think about how they will have to clean it. There's fabric in there and padding. Dry clean?

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If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious
A helmet is big enough ...
And from what I can remember, there's no fabric in there, just a few straps so it can be more firmly attached, but remember, these are pretty archaic laws! I've never known of a pregnant woman actually asking to do this in recent times...
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A helmet is big enough ...
And from what I can remember, there's no fabric in there, just a few straps so it can be more firmly attached, but remember, these are pretty archaic laws! I've never known of a pregnant woman actually asking to do this in recent times...
maybe... if there happens to be any one of our members... who happens to be there.. and happens to be pregnant... maybe she would step up... and experiment... for us all. Ask a bobbie..

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- Female vote - Australia was the second country to give women the vote.

-In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Bob later became the Prime Minister of Australia.

-Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
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