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Old 09-09-2019, 10:26 PM   #1721
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I was thinking about my friend in NYC today and just cracked up. He is usually measured but I could see him clearly in my mind. He sits at the table and looks down like he is looking at the menu and out of no where comes a zinger. I look at him with his head still down but a sweet smile on his face. He knew that he got us.

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When I got to the grocery store check out, the clerk laughed when she saw pickles and 2 tubs of ice cream and asked if I was pregnant. I cracked up and responded "I hope not at my age!"
I had to crack up again because it was Blade who asked me to get sweet pickles and chocolate ice cream.
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Old 10-19-2019, 08:40 PM   #1723
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It was yesterday actually. I had put lace trim on the bottom of two pairs of shorts. Put them away. Took out a pair to wear yesterday. Hmmmm, sat down, ouch!

I apparently forgot to take off the pins around one leg.

I had brought those shorts with me on vacation, but I never wore them! Lol
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At Physical Therapy this morning at 7:00 am I had everyone cracking up. I like to incorporate dance moves into my exercises to make it fun. The team got into it and we had a great time laughing and having fun. What a great way to start the day.

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Eat salad they said.
It's healthy they said.
You know what never gets recalled?

Cake!
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Correct me if I'm wrong but another item I never recollect them re-calling ... ya chocolate!!
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Ever since this covid thing cancelling schools and pushing classes all online, my desk and the area around my desk now has so much technology set up around it and near it that it looks like a cockpit to a very intense machine... lol the learning machine

that is what cracks me up...

AND ...i do not know how many times i have said to people how i could NOT handle a job i where i go to the same office day in and day out.. THANKS COVID! for making my dream job a job i now find painful...
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*1979 Dodge Star Wars van, REALLY

*Prick on the Wild Wings patio

*Toilet paper seeds

*Free snowman

*Snow cat limo

*Spot in lineup

*1999 Toyota Corolla Fine AF
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That has got to be one of the best past-times, lol. I love to browse Craigslist ads just for that reason. You never know what you'll find over there!

How about this ad? Simply hilarious, if you ask me! *LOL*

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