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Old 10-11-2013, 03:07 AM   #281
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My little guy screamed at me to feed him. He is so vocal sometimes that alarms me . I never should of spoiled him with wet pet food earlier in the week. I don't care if he is a big brat . I love him to death !
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I don't know how a 12 pound cat manages to sound like a herd of elephants running down the hall at 4 AM, but mine does.
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My poodle Jacques brought his woobie to bed with him for the first time ever...
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I don't know how a 12 pound cat manages to sound like a herd of elephants running down the hall at 4 AM, but mine does.

I have a 25 pounder that does this very same thing. His romping up and down the hall sounds like a herd of elephants, but his voice sounds like a lion. Especially in a silent house between the hours of 11pm and 5:30am.
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My dogs shared my butternut squash with me! This bodes well, since I have a recipe for butternut squash dog treats I want to make them They are all natural and I can make them small for their little bitty mouths
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I make Blossom and Rosie's food homemade and it is frozen or refrigerated. So, every evening I warm it up a bit in the microwave. I ordered little green
bowls that degrade properly. Plus I could get 600 of them for a reasonable price.

Well Rosie is right on that..every night after she eats her dinner she chews up the bowl and leaves little pieces everywhere except for the pieces she swallows.


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Chessie and I just got back from the vet. His bottom was bleeding a little and I suspected an infected anal gland. Yep. He came home with pain meds, antibiotics, and some fortiflora. He shared some lovely scented air biscuits all the way home from the vet.

He has also gained 32 pounds. He went from 85 to 117 pounds. Good Dog, that is unacceptable. Apparently, the intestinal diet was incorrectly prescribed as the high energy type, instead of the low fat type.

When he goes for his followup appointment, the vet will be aspirating the tumor that is growing larger on his belly. I'm very nervous about the results of this. If it is bad news, it is bad. If it is good news, that means she is recommending surgical removal. I'm very uncomfortable with a dog of his age going under anesthesia. But I am hoping that is all I have to worry about.

Okay, Chessie had his follow up appointment today. The bum is fully healed, yay! The aspirated tumor is a lipoma, and is non-cancerous, YAY!!!!!! I will be scheduling him for the big scary surgery within the next few weeks, because it has grown from 3 centimeters to 9 centimeters in just the past 4 months. It is time for that thing to go!
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My baby kitty has an obsession with bacon so this morning I am cooking some bacon in the oven and she is following me all around the kitchen screaming at me as if she has not eaten in a week.

Yes, I give her about a half of a piece of bacon when I make it and she goes nuts for it.

I am sure the veterinarian would scold me for that but it makes her so happy how can I refuse her.

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Tummy tumms are for rubbing not brushing,

her little nipples are under her fur...ouch!
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Had a dream I was running with a football under my arm and woke up laying on my back with my cat tucked under my arm against my side like a football.
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I was bending over wiping the bottom cabinets, and felt a cold nose checking out my rump, squealing I snapped my towel at Sophie behind me ...
She wasn't there ... it was the trash can.
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our babygirl pup had some scrambled eggs and as always, gave us lots of kisses!
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They (2 kitties) take turns laying on me to sleep.
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My mother's pit bull makes Marley look like an obedience school Mensa dog....

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One of my cats spent the last two nights sleeping on my pillow, curled up next to my head, snoring. Kind of sweet, kind of annoying.
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