Taken Out Of Context... - Page 3

Midnight · 11-12-2011, 07:44 PM

At work

"I'm taking Midnight into the office to do her"

was in regards to my appraisal LMAO

msW8ing · 11-13-2011, 01:19 PM

My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me?
Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off.
My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor.

girl_dee · 11-13-2011, 01:46 PM

"Frank is gonna leave some meat on the seat of my truck*

Hollylane · 11-13-2011, 01:48 PM

I said bring it, and those girls of yours answered my plea.

persiphone · 11-14-2011, 08:53 AM

"that is the most American cheese i've ever had on my person."

Hollylane · 11-14-2011, 01:16 PM

"I just had the entire State of Oregon on my tongue"

princessbelle · 11-14-2011, 01:30 PM

"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way".

Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-14-2011, 02:34 PM

Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!"

........I giggled!

LaneyDoll · 11-14-2011, 02:37 PM

Overheard at my club; we are pretty bad about innuendo...

(when putting toys back into the bag)
"If it doesn't fit, just push harder!!!"

(when corseting someone)
"I am making it as tight as I can."

(talking about gardening)
"My wife has finally decided that she likes the 6 foot steel spike in her tulips."

Hollylane · 11-15-2011, 08:54 PM

My neighbors just heard this come out of me:

"For the love of everything Holy, will you stop licking me???"

I'm pretty sure they took it out of context.

SoNotHer · 11-19-2011, 09:50 AM

"Ten hours? I've never done that with a femme before."

Hollylane · 11-19-2011, 10:11 AM

"My bottom lip is chapped, that never happened with a femme either"

and shortly after that I heard...

"Ahhh........Domestic Bliss."

SoNotHer · 11-19-2011, 10:30 AM

"I knew it was going to be good, but I didn't know it would be this good."

Hollylane · 11-19-2011, 10:33 AM

"Spread and sauce. What's left to cover??"

Hollylane · 11-19-2011, 10:54 AM

"I guess we know what we'll be doing for Thanksgiving!"

Soon · 11-19-2011, 11:39 AM

I NEED some stuffing!!

Hollylane · 11-19-2011, 10:11 PM

From an Indiana Restaurant:

"They've got better buns at this Denny's"

Midnight · 11-21-2011, 11:36 PM

"your stick is bigger than mine" - gardening

Hollylane · 11-21-2011, 11:40 PM

"I can't get greased up enough today"

Gentle Tiger · 11-22-2011, 12:45 AM

Oh sure! Rub it in why don't you. Just wave it in my face. Ok, I might be giving in a little.

discussion about iphone 4s and other apple products

11-13-2011, 01:19 PM	#42
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,498 Times in 655 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me? Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off. My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor. __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West Last edited by msW8ing; 11-13-2011 at 01:20 PM. Reason: Can't spell today

11-14-2011, 01:30 PM	#47
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way". Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

11-14-2011, 02:34 PM	#48
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!" ........I giggled! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-14-2011, 02:37 PM	#49
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,689 Times in 1,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Overheard at my club; we are pretty bad about innuendo... (when putting toys back into the bag) "If it doesn't fit, just push harder!!!" (when corseting someone) "I am making it as tight as I can." (talking about gardening) "My wife has finally decided that she likes the 6 foot steel spike in her tulips." __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.

11-19-2011, 09:50 AM	#51
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Overheard at Mrs. Jones' House "Ten hours? I've never done that with a femme before."

11-12-2011, 07:44 PM	#41
Midnight Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: Married to the most beautiful girl in the world Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: The back of beyond Posts: 304 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 579 Thanked 482 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 5305538	At work "I'm taking Midnight into the office to do her" was in regards to my appraisal LMAO

11-13-2011, 01:46 PM	#43
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11-13-2011, 01:48 PM	#44
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11-14-2011, 08:53 AM	#45
persiphone Timed Out How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: on a hedonistic hiatus Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Permanently Banned 12/28/2011 Posts: 462 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,574 Thanked 1,565 Times in 380 Posts Rep Power: 0	"that is the most American cheese i've ever had on my person."

11-14-2011, 01:16 PM	#46
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I just had the entire State of Oregon on my tongue"

11-15-2011, 08:54 PM	#50
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	My neighbors just heard this come out of me: "For the love of everything Holy, will you stop licking me???" I'm pretty sure they took it out of context.

11-19-2011, 10:11 AM	#52
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"My bottom lip is chapped, that never happened with a femme either" and shortly after that I heard... "Ahhh........Domestic Bliss."

11-19-2011, 10:30 AM	#53
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Overheard at Mrs. Jones' House "I knew it was going to be good, but I didn't know it would be this good."

11-19-2011, 10:33 AM	#54
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"Spread and sauce. What's left to cover??"

11-19-2011, 10:54 AM	#55
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11-19-2011, 11:39 AM	#56
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,118 Times in 3,391 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I NEED some stuffing!!

11-19-2011, 10:11 PM	#57
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11-21-2011, 11:36 PM	#58
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11-21-2011, 11:40 PM	#59
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I can't get greased up enough today"

11-22-2011, 12:45 AM	#60
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