Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night - Page 4

hippieflowergirl · 04-12-2010, 12:24 PM

why is there cement in my sinuses?

Sybelle · 04-18-2010, 10:15 AM

Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end?

Did I lock the door?

Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work?

The dog wants to go out NOW?

Julien · 04-20-2010, 02:53 PM

Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.

katzietootle · 04-30-2010, 11:18 AM

"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??

Andrew, Jr. · 05-14-2010, 08:14 PM

What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent?

Will I have enough funds for the mortgage?

Dino needs more canned food.

Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck...

WingsOnFire · 05-14-2010, 08:33 PM

How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?

What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep...

Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep...

Rockinonahigh · 05-14-2010, 08:38 PM

At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok.
7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think.

Soft*Silver · 05-14-2010, 08:41 PM

how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH

Gemme · 05-14-2010, 08:58 PM

How I got myself into this predicament.

Lillie · 05-14-2010, 09:31 PM

why did? oh well

Abigail Crabby · 05-14-2010, 09:49 PM

I ponder
how high the cost of gas can
go this
year

DamonK · 05-15-2010, 11:14 AM

1. What time is it?

2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom.

3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep.

4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting)

5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is?

6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

7. (15 min later) Okay... you win.

katzietootle · 05-15-2010, 01:48 PM

ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?

Softly · 05-15-2010, 02:43 PM

Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring??

heh.

Kobi · 05-17-2010, 02:41 AM

Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?

AtLast · 05-17-2010, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Softly

Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring??

heh.

Just insert some staws in her nostrils first... and those nose strip thingies work!

LOL.... I wouldn't mind having someone else of the human variety next to me. Now, I have a snoring little French Bulldog and an old cat with Asthma I want to put pillows over!!!

WingsOnFire · 05-17-2010, 04:57 AM

Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??

Gemme · 05-18-2010, 12:46 PM

Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit!

Soft*Silver · 05-18-2010, 02:26 PM

arranged marriages

butch kewpie dolls

femme possee

chamber pots

katzietootle · 05-25-2010, 08:58 PM

is it good to be bad or bad to be good?

04-18-2010, 10:15 AM	#62
Sybelle Member How Do You Identify?: see Scota_Parisi Preferred Pronoun?: see Scota_Parisi Relationship Status: see Scota_Parisi Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: see Scota_Parisi Posts: 264 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 384 Thanked 290 Times in 140 Posts Rep Power: 55	Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end? Did I lock the door? Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work? The dog wants to go out NOW? __________________ "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein

04-20-2010, 02:53 PM	#63
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04-30-2010, 11:18 AM	#64
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05-14-2010, 08:41 PM	#68
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05-14-2010, 08:58 PM	#69
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04-12-2010, 12:24 PM	#61
hippieflowergirl Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Relationship Status: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 424 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 461 Thanked 466 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 274205	why is there cement in my sinuses?

05-14-2010, 08:14 PM	#65
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent? Will I have enough funds for the mortgage? Dino needs more canned food. Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck...

05-14-2010, 08:33 PM	#66
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up? What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep... Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep...

05-14-2010, 08:38 PM	#67
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now?? 2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok. 7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think.

05-14-2010, 09:31 PM	#70
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05-14-2010, 09:49 PM	#71
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05-15-2010, 11:14 AM	#72
DamonK Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: May 2010 Location: . Posts: 2,199 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,527 Thanked 7,762 Times in 1,881 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	1. What time is it? 2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom. 3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep. 4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting) 5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is? 6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 7. (15 min later) Okay... you win.

05-15-2010, 01:48 PM	#73
katzietootle Junior Member How Do You Identify?: alien wandering Relationship Status: wandering Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: illegal alien on mars, permanent resident on pluto,migrating to planet kazoom Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37 Thanked 57 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 22	ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist? __________________ "The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action."

05-15-2010, 02:43 PM	#74
Softly Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 655 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 465 Thanked 701 Times in 253 Posts Rep Power: 3646035	Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring?? heh.

05-17-2010, 02:41 AM	#75
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05-17-2010, 04:57 AM	#77
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??

05-18-2010, 12:46 PM	#78
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit! __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

05-18-2010, 02:26 PM	#79
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,498 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,407 Thanked 15,610 Times in 3,973 Posts Rep Power*: 21474856	just to name a few... arranged marriages butch kewpie dolls femme possee chamber pots __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

05-25-2010, 08:58 PM	#80
katzietootle Junior Member How Do You Identify?: alien wandering Relationship Status: wandering Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: illegal alien on mars, permanent resident on pluto,migrating to planet kazoom Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37 Thanked 57 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 22	is it good to be bad or bad to be good? __________________ "The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action."