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Old 09-14-2012, 10:26 AM   #1
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NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet.
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Don't dance your Ass off when you have already torn hamstring muscles
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NTS... eat dinner tonight. will improve your mood.
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NTS ~ your worth it, don't settle for anything less than you truly deserve!
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Note to self: The attic window has had that line of broken glass it it for the entire 6.5 years you have owned this house. You'd better hope that cut in your thumb will stop bleeding soon and that you don't need to go in for stitches. Is there any good reason why you had to just reach in and yank it up? Better yet, is there any good reason you haven't replaced it yet?!?

(ow. big, big ow. feeling seriously sorry for myself ow.)
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Old 09-22-2012, 07:26 PM   #11
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You better give big thanks daily for having such an amazing woman as your lifemate... She really does love you dearly
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When storing away crushed pineapple in a container as leftovers never slam the open container on the counter to pack it down. Ya might very well get pineapple juice in the face and hair... just sayin'
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Also have me check to make sure "the girls" are tucked in tight!
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Remember that YOU are responsible for how others perceive everything you say or do. Regardless, it's your fault. You can be goofing off one minute, and the next thing you know, something is taken wrong. This, too, if your fault. So remember: the key to avoiding this is not to say any-fucking-thing that could in any way possible under any circumstances be seen as inappropriate humour or goofing off. God knows, we don't all sit around in chat laughing about sex or BDSM or any even mildly taboo topics the average person wouldn't discuss! <gasp> The fucking horror of it all!

Excuse me. I have to go wash up for Sunday School now so I can repent.

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