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Old 06-29-2014, 12:34 PM   #501
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NTS: wear bug spray
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NTS...dont tell certain people ( like stargazingboi, grenade and ccb) that you have a crush on them cuz they disappear. Sigh
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IF you are going to cool off by running the hose on yourself. Make sure to run all of the hot water out of it before holding it over your head. Remember that the hose is in the sun most of the day.
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NTS...going to bed in the early morning makes for a painful day at work. Do yourself a favor and go to sleep at a more reasonable time.
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note to self ....get more chocolate....the dark is better at least i think so and i think health wise that is what they say .... and oh yeah anything is possible
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NTS - every single freakin year, you wait until it gets hot and humid to get your short, summer haircut. This makes for very freaky tan lines.

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NTS. When it is 90 plus degrees out it is NOT wise to walk outside bare foot nor is it smart to touch anything metal that has been in the sun all day....doing both will hurt...
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Don't buy Smudge a toy that is a ball or resembles a ball. He will drive you nuts all day and all night. Love my little babe but WOW! LOL <3
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NTS - When dispensing advice to an 11 year old, be sure it is advice you are willing and able to take yourself! Lol Example: When someone says no, it means no so just accept it. And: You can't always get what you want so stop acting l8ke a brat!
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NTS - do not schedule dental work on the same day as acupuncture/massage. No matter how relaxed you get after a hottie massages you, the dental work will muck it up.
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the potato salad is most likely with the bug spray
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Note To Self: Partner's dog is wonderful at snuggling when she's away.....& give da Mr. Flower some lovin's....glad the kitten and pup are getting along!
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nts....dont forget to go to your tire appt tomorrow....of you will be fred flinstoning it to work on monday.
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NTS... next time resist 'the call of the good samaritan'. You don't need to spend 30 minutes in the beating sun... in 100 degrees, changing a bike tire for a stranger who is clearly not equipped. Not equipped with tools, a tire tube, skills or any apparent manners.

Yer welcome, ya jerk!
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Note To Self - Don't get too tangled up in something you can't have. Things may not work out.
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