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Old 08-02-2018, 03:35 AM   #6241
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The clock striking midnight, direct deposit hitting the bank, paying bills, seeing my son, ordering grub for Monte. I keep Oh Magnificent One's kibble in a 5 gallon bucket with a Gamma Seal for a lid. Monte sometimes tries to twist and turn the lid/open the bucket with his paws, which is so cute. Now he's not even bothering because the food level is so low even if he was able to open the bucket he'd never be able to reach in and nab it. He's got plenty of wet food, which he likes, just not as much as he likes his kitty version of crack cocaine. Well beggars can't be choosers and until he starts bring some money into this family...
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Old 08-02-2018, 05:48 AM   #6242
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When I can have the phone surgically removed from my ear.

It's going to be a long day of making phone calls.
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Old 08-03-2018, 06:46 AM   #6243
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coming home from work today, and tackling my Mel.
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I'm hoping for a speedy day again. I have a VERY difficult customer coming in. She doesn't listen and creates all kinds of drama and expects people to accommodate her whims, regardless of the rules and restrictions of the contract and work procedures. She's a previous customer that has come back.

To haunt me, obviously.


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This whole week! But ESPECIALLY next Saturday night!
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I’m looking forward to watching the Perseid meteor shower this weekend with my love. It peaks this weekend, and we should get a pretty good show as long as the skies are clear. She lives way out in the country, and the moon will not interfere much since it will be a thin crescent and setting early.
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Visiting the tomorrow and seeing the on Saturday.
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Friday! Miranda Lambert concert!
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I am looking forward to my date with a beautiful young lady Tuesday night! Ha! No details.
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Wonderful, fun filled, weekend in just 4 weeks!

Nice way to end Summer and to look ahead to Fall.
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Going to shower, shave, pack and ... off to the Hamptons for 3 days. Me time, staying with a good friend, visiting others, ocean air
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Two short trips coming up with my beloved!

Hitting Tupelo, MS for a long weekend in a hot tub with JD and then Branson, MO for a few days with JD and his parents...and another hot tub (no parents allowed in the hot tub! LOL)
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The next two days off before another long stretch.
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This weekend at the beach with my siblings and our families. We never get to do this and I say we need to do it more often.
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