Butch Femme Planet  

Go Back   Butch Femme Planet > FUN > The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-19-2010, 09:27 AM   #1041
Kobi
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian.
Relationship Status:
Happy
 
39 Highscores

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,673 Times in 7,651 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857
Kobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST ReputationKobi Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

__________________




Kobi is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Kobi For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 09:29 AM   #1042
NJFemmie
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian.
Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
 
NJFemmie's Avatar
 
3 Highscores

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,427 Times in 2,978 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
NJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kobi View Post
Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.
__________________


NJFemmie is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to NJFemmie For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 10:05 AM   #1043
NJFemmie
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian.
Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
 
NJFemmie's Avatar
 
3 Highscores

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,427 Times in 2,978 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
NJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST ReputationNJFemmie Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

__________________


NJFemmie is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to NJFemmie For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 10:28 AM   #1044
Enchantress
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
A complex confection.
Preferred Pronoun?:
Miss
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey.
Posts: 2,169
Thanks: 741
Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,201 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849
Enchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST Reputation
Default You can't make this stuff up folks!

As heard just now in my mothers kitchen over breakfast...

"Yes, I did vacuum the lawn. Mr. Lawn says that it's the best way to get the grass ready for fertilizers and such and as you know a rake just doesn't do it. So I took the shop vac and vucuumed every inch of it. The next step is to spread the (and I quote) chickeny doo doo"

Oy, and all this before coffee and little sleep ...
Enchantress is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Enchantress For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 12:31 PM   #1045
Write14u
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm easy
Relationship Status:
She's some kind of wonderful.
 
Write14u's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
Posts: 626
Thanks: 240
Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts
Rep Power: 759418
Write14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kobi View Post
Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Ummm, I'm sure my sheep total is zero and my chicken count is much higher than that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie View Post
Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.
It counts if it's been in tequila? *grin*

Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie View Post
I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

Well, in actuality, you know, what do you consider arguing, because maybe it's not and well, I don't really want to argue with you about this. *wink*



My puppies smell like the clover that is springing up everywhere in my backyard. I think it's already time to mow and spring is barely here.
__________________
"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
Write14u is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 12:47 PM   #1046
Random
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Relationship Status:
Married
 
Random's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: back in the land of trees and snow
Posts: 2,072
Thanks: 8,017
Thanked 5,326 Times in 1,379 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850
Random Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST Reputation
Default

yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....
__________________
~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"
Random is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 12:53 PM   #1047
Butterbean
Member

How Do You Identify?:
----
Preferred Pronoun?:
----
 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: -----
Posts: 1,143
Thanks: 2,417
Thanked 2,220 Times in 773 Posts
Rep Power: 17690472
Butterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST ReputationButterbean Has the BEST Reputation
Member Photo Albums
Default

I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired, of wound care.
Butterbean is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 01:58 PM   #1048
mountainbikedyke
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Masculine Woman
Preferred Pronoun?:
she
Relationship Status:
single
 
mountainbikedyke's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago y'all!
Posts: 256
Thanks: 373
Thanked 495 Times in 147 Posts
Rep Power: 20425074
mountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputationmountainbikedyke Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I miss football!!!
__________________
mountainbikedyke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 02:04 PM   #1049
Apocalipstic
Pink Confection

How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, Ma'am
Relationship Status:
Dating Myself
 
Apocalipstic's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nashville
Posts: 4,266
Thanks: 17,195
Thanked 11,389 Times in 2,839 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852
Apocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by mountainbikedyke View Post
I miss football!!!
I don't miss football one little bit!

Maybe you can find some women's league games this summer
__________________
Apocalipstic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 02:47 PM   #1050
Leigh
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, etc
Relationship Status:
Single
 
Leigh's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,767
Thanks: 9,029
Thanked 13,026 Times in 4,786 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855
Leigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST ReputationLeigh Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I've never known another little girl to be so obsessed with pizza ~ My sister had some for lunch barely 2-3 hrs ago and wants more but its not even supper yet
Leigh is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Leigh For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 03:33 PM   #1051
Rook
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck
Preferred Pronoun?:
Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard..
 
Rook's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Columbus
Posts: 2,280
Thanks: 2,227
Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850
Rook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST ReputationRook Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I used to think Ohio Univ. was full of pompous spoiled brats drinking cheap beer, hunting cheap thrills in their BMW's.
After their shocking win against Georgia, I now know it....
__________________
Rook is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 07:11 PM   #1052
moxie
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
a cynical princess wannabe
Preferred Pronoun?:
lipgloss junkie
Relationship Status:
yep
 
moxie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the ville
Posts: 3,027
Thanks: 2,544
Thanked 6,770 Times in 1,847 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
moxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Who knew that a haircut could be so cathartic?
Plus it looks damn good.
moxie is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to moxie For This Useful Post:
Old 03-19-2010, 07:32 PM   #1053
fiercegrrl
In Memory Of

How Do You Identify?:
fierce femme grrl
Preferred Pronoun?:
beautiful, pumpkin, princess, sweet pea, babygirl
Relationship Status:
i don't think it's in the stars for me.
 
fiercegrrl's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: washington DC
Posts: 133
Thanks: 34
Thanked 292 Times in 83 Posts
Rep Power: 2486275
fiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputationfiercegrrl Has the BEST Reputation
Default

i wish baked good would magically appear.
__________________
"and you can use my skin. to bury secret sins."
fiercegrrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2010, 09:28 PM   #1054
Gemme
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
 
Gemme's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,165
Thanks: 179,400
Thanked 107,492 Times in 25,272 Posts
Rep Power: 21474884
Gemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie View Post
Do you see a lot of this around the office?



.. cause if so, then yes, yes we do.
I do. We do.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kobi View Post
Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms Cyn View Post
yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....
So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*
__________________


I'm misunderestimated.
Gemme is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2010, 12:17 AM   #1055
Write14u
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm easy
Relationship Status:
She's some kind of wonderful.
 
Write14u's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
Posts: 626
Thanks: 240
Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts
Rep Power: 759418
Write14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by mountainbikedyke View Post
I miss football!!!
Football season is when I enjoy being a sports writer most. Watching the best league in the nation (SEC) on a weekly basis with 90-100,000 fans in the stadium, the smells of fall and tailgating. It's pretty dang awesome.

On the random side, I'm considering getting out of the business, going back to school and discovering a much better paying career.
__________________
"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
Write14u is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Write14u For This Useful Post:
Old 03-20-2010, 01:22 AM   #1056
Random
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Relationship Status:
Married
 
Random's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: back in the land of trees and snow
Posts: 2,072
Thanks: 8,017
Thanked 5,326 Times in 1,379 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850
Random Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST ReputationRandom Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme View Post
I do. We do.



Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit?




So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*
Why yes... yes it is...
__________________
~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"
Random is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Random For This Useful Post:
Old 03-20-2010, 09:25 AM   #1057
moxie
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
a cynical princess wannabe
Preferred Pronoun?:
lipgloss junkie
Relationship Status:
yep
 
moxie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the ville
Posts: 3,027
Thanks: 2,544
Thanked 6,770 Times in 1,847 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
moxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputationmoxie Has the BEST Reputation
Default

It feels good but hurts at the same time and you are puzzled because you aren't quite sure what to think of it. Yeah, it's like that.
moxie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2010, 09:49 AM   #1058
Write14u
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm easy
Relationship Status:
She's some kind of wonderful.
 
Write14u's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
Posts: 626
Thanks: 240
Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts
Rep Power: 759418
Write14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST ReputationWrite14u Has the BEST Reputation
Default

It's cute when my puppies fight to be the one that snoozes on my shoulders. Usually, I have to settle things and let my little girl up there. She's more finicky.
__________________
"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
Write14u is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Write14u For This Useful Post:
Old 03-20-2010, 10:31 AM   #1059
UofMfan
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Neither here or there
Posts: 7,987
Thanks: 27,733
Thanked 18,945 Times in 4,710 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855
UofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST ReputationUofMfan Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I think I am going to be sick.
UofMfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2010, 10:33 AM   #1060
Enchantress
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
A complex confection.
Preferred Pronoun?:
Miss
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey.
Posts: 2,169
Thanks: 741
Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,201 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849
Enchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST ReputationEnchantress Has the BEST Reputation
Default

The number 15 ...

Last edited by Enchantress; 03-20-2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason: because I don't know how many times I'm going to edit it...
Enchantress is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Enchantress For This Useful Post:
Reply

Tags
randomly, randomly post, stuff

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:51 AM.


ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018