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Old 03-07-2018, 12:09 PM   #7041
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Have someone different sitting at a desk near me and he is fucking hilarious! We laugh most of the day and it’s great
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Old 03-07-2018, 02:45 PM   #7043
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I got the CUTEST teddy bear post card in the mail today and a brand new book to read by John Grisham The Rooster Bar!

Such joy!
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Being on time with my projects at work.

Feels like our team is in the middle of a storm with things moving around so quickly, but we’re getting things done and it looks like we’ll meet our Monday deadline. The key is to over communicate instead of hesitating to ask or notify.
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Waking up and not finding a foot of snow outside my door brought me joy. It's still messy but manageable.
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paying off my one and only credit card! (Besides upcoming household expenses) i no longer owe a thing to anyone.

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I have 4 work-husbands who have been steady, strong, and present with me throughout the last several years of all that life has brought me.
Today we took a little break from work and the entire team went on an outing for lunch and a little bowling.
I caught myself having a silent moment of joy sitting on the bench waiting for my turn to bowl as I watched each of them wrapping their giant paws around the shoes and laughing in that deep way that only the most bear-like men can do.

I am so fucking grateful to have these men as my coworkers and brothers.

There are several folks at my job who have referred to our little group as "Bonnie and all her Clydes" and it always feels like much less of an indictment of me having a lot of male friends and more of an acknowledgement of the "partners in crime" vibe that we all have.

My heart is joyous and grateful. <3
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There was a lady and her daughter at the meat counter today. I heard her say what kind of steak do we want her daughter said ribeye. The mom said I don't know how to cook rib eyes. So I stepped over and told her how to cook steak without cooking it on the grill and how to cook ribeyes. I told her I usually get the small sirloins because they are tender and they are plenty big once you add the other fixings with your supper. She thanked me and as I walked away she said I'm and she said her name which of course I don't remember I told her mine and moved alone. The next thing I know I was going down an aisle and she was there again. She stopped me and ask me what kind of Shaker did I say to use on the steaks. So it brought me joy to tell someone how to fix themselves and enjoyable supper
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A very positive END to a more than 2 year court battle!!! AND the Planet is safe with me forever!
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A very positive END to a more than 2 year court battle!!! AND the Planet is safe with me forever!
WhooHoo. Congratulations. I know this has been hell, here on earth. BUT YOU, darlin' persevered. I am very glad the Planet is safe with you, totally & forever now!
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Homemade egg custard pie made this morning by an Amish bakery.

Watching my girl pup play her heart out, even while feeling sick.

My old boy being very loving.

Visiting a huge market that I haven't been to in many years.
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Today a complete stranger extended kindness to me.

I went into the village today to shop. I stopped at the hardware store to get some Iris bulbs for a garden that I made for mom. The cashier said that they didn't have any Iris bulbs in the store but she had some Iris plants in her yard and would be happy to share some with me if I dug them up. She took my name and number and sent me a photo of her plants. Joy.
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Three very happy, content, sleeping dogs.
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I just read suebee's post about her favorite scene from movie Fried Green Tomatoes.
The link is here below:

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...5506#post45506

If interested, scroll down, it is the 3rd from the bottom.

Gave me a joyful good laugh!!
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Riding my bike in the cool temp of the morning. Feeling the burn in my thigh muscles. Listening to the calm of the neighborhood. Looking at all the signs of spring!



ok, not so much joy, bringing the bike up the stairs!
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A few things did.

It seemed that every stranger whose path crossed with mine today was extra friendly.

My furry one seems to be doing lots better with an issue that the vet hasn’t been able to figure out.

Climbing into crisp, clean sheets after a long, hot shower will always be one of life’s simple joys.

Tomorrow is Friday.
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Finding a great blog and an amazing recipe for blueberry muffins. Before I could never get the berries not to bleed. Mostly people recommend coating them in flour before dumping them in but that's never worked for me. Neither have any of the other tips I've read. This one did and even better is specifically for using frozen berries. That's handy because I usually wait until there is a sale, buy them by the flat, then put them up that way. Anyhow these are so so good, just perfect for breakfast or time.
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