01-07-2018, 06:55 AM | #1601 |
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This is funny in an odd sort of way. Having lost half my body weight, I no longer tolerate the cold well. I really do not tolerate wind blown frigid temperatures well at all. Being pragmatic, I am more concerned with confort rather than fashion. So with the prolonged cold weather, I bought one of these: I'm warm. I'm happy. I look like a dork but I am a warm dork! However, I have to remember to at least remove the face flap before I step into the bank lobby. Had a room full of anxious looking tellers and other customers staring at me when I walked in the door. Never occurred to me my method of keeping warm could be seen as a threat in certain circumstances. Oopsie.
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At 9:05am the power came back on after being out since 2:30am. The house temp is 42°, everyone is cuddled under several layers of blankets including the dogs.
After going out to the shed, freezing my ass off, at 8am to get the camp toilet, I went back to bed, curled up tight trying to get my feet and ass cheeks to thaw, thinking "it's going to take forever to warm back up" when suddenly the power kicks on and the TV starts itself then up pops a message on the blue screen "This may take a while." I may start believing in messages from the Other Side.
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01-11-2018, 09:21 PM | #1603 |
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My knucklehead, goofball best friend and his response to tasting soft tofu for the first time. It didn't help me that we were in a very small, semi-fancy restaurant and I had to contain my laughter while his facial expressions were like a three year old who was trying not to barf.
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01-12-2018, 08:37 PM | #1604 |
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Watching the Worst Cooks In America where they are trying to fillet a fish.
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01-12-2018, 08:51 PM | #1605 |
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I saw this elderly man in the gym today and I was like "awwww." Turns out he can bench more than I can.
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Cracked me up
Today I was pumping fuel at a local independent gas station. They are known for selling fuel cheaper than what is posted on their sign. We call it the yellow store because it is painted yellow.
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01-31-2018, 12:01 AM | #1609 |
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That moment when you realize that your sexy but sadistic depilatory scene just went live on Instagram... yeah, that just happened
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01-31-2018, 06:52 PM | #1610 |
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someone at work who is smart as a whip, says she saw the moon but it didn’t look “blue”.
When i explained that its called a blue moon because there are two mooos in January, she then said “i only saw one, where was the other one?” |
02-01-2018, 08:09 PM | #1611 |
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How the massive, spring loaded lid on my neighbor's pig smoker got the best of me when I was trying to stash some goodies in there until they got home.
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02-01-2018, 11:06 PM | #1612 |
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02-03-2018, 10:52 AM | #1613 |
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I just read that as “trying to stash some bodies in there.” That cracked me up, though maybe it shouldn’t have...
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Bacon Wrapped Pork Tenderloin smothered in apple gravy...
If I hadn't cracked up, I woulda cried at my Air Fryer Fail.
Thankful for an old fashioned skillet to the rescue. I wish I could post pics.
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My very petite and dainty best girlfriend is in the tub and just cut a monstrous fart and then yelled:
"ANGIE!!!! YOUR DOG KEEPS FARTING IN THE BATHTUB AND BLAMING IT ONE ME!"
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me telling my love that i am watching a musical and enjoying the hell out of it!
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Last night, my 24 year old son showing me that he learned all about rice's dirty little secret. He said that it didn't look like that much when it was in the measuring cup before he cooked it. Now he is bemoaning the fact that he will be eating yellow rice for a long time. I told him many of us learn the same way.
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From a book I'm reading (Stripping the Sub):
"I don't fart! I'm a lady! I whisper in my panties." My cheeks hurt, my sides hurt, tears ran down my face, and gawd knows I needed the laugh tonight.
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