07-25-2016, 06:36 AM | #1401 |
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While at work yesterday, during a busy moment, I answered the phone.
The caller said, did you get gas? Trying to keep my composure, I really thought it was a prank call. I then realized it was Blaze, making sure I got to work! We laughed later. I said I had to think about my response. Imagine, if I said, "yes, I got gas". My customer standing in front of me would have done...who knows! Lol
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07-25-2016, 09:48 AM | #1402 |
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A u tube video showing dogs and cats and their reaction to farts. Both their own and their peoples farts
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07-25-2016, 11:03 AM | #1403 |
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Squeaky cottage cheese lol
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07-27-2016, 08:21 PM | #1404 |
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Watching my roomie feed blueberries to her dog and mine. They both swallow everything you feed them whole. But not the blue berries. They didn't know what to do with them. They mouthed them, rolled them around, Skip picked his up and spit it out several times before he finally ate the first one
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07-27-2016, 08:47 PM | #1405 |
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I am use to people staring at me. I realize they are trying to figure out if I am male or female (how they miss the breasts is beyond me). I was waiting for my mom while she got x-rays done and I had her purse (which is becoming more common these days) and I notice a couple looking at me intensely. I think to myself it must be because of the bag (as I swing it awkwardly over my shoulder). Then I had to laugh because I knew it was really just me that confused them. Although the purse may have added to it. I need to talk to my mother about getting a purse that better suits me.
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lol, I just used the word doody in a sentence. And yes; I'm always this mature.
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My supervisor looking at me with a dumbfounded expression.
Yes. I stood up to her...
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a video clip of Colbert teaching Hillary how to eat cheesecake.
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A phone call with my four year old nephew... he's learning how to tell and receive jokes.
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While shopping at Walmart I saw a young man pushing a little girl in a buggy. She asked him what is Betty Crocker. He told her it is just a company, well maybe she was a real person I'm not sure
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Crazy afternoon with my cocker spaniel
I was looking all over for her for like thirty plus minutes and I find her hiding in my laundry basket under my clean clothes. 😀
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Having to clarify rules for a fitness challenge at work again today.
"No body parts or organs may be removed for the purposes of weight loss"
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Talk to text in the south
My roommate in his thick southern accent said "Oh, lemme tell you this...When they sell a phone in the south, it needs to know what a southerner is saying!!"
I get such a tickle when his phone doesn't understand his heavy accent. Then he cusses at the phone and I have to remind him to make sure it didn't type his cussing ...'cause you don't want Mawmaw thinking you're cussing at her.
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A comment was made about buying stuff...
And he belts out a song to the tune of Material Girl... Something that had boxers, socks and shoes in it. , I'm a material guy! Lol
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Random conversations today included: * Why you have to call someone "Daddy" if you want a cherry Pop Tart * Zika * Whether the men's or women's bathrooms smelled worse * Why someone's laptop was working for the devil * And there might be a pool going between all of the folks who work for me on exactly when I'm going to have a "Falling Down" moment and auction off everything in my office before riding off into the sunset in my big black 300m
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While watching Wheel of Fortune, which we normally never watch. The contestants were introducing themselves, each one say something like, "I've been married to my wonderful husband for blah blah blah"
About this time my roomie says, you never hear them say, I've been married to a dick head for however long. Are all their spouses really that wonderful. I about choked on my taco salad
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Watching YouTube earlier and the videos of Sassy Gay Friend. Just...OMG! Too funny
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Cumming to the 2020 Olympics...
I stumbled upon this little gem while looking for something completely unrelated. Seriously.
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Watching Rizzoli and Idles always does it for me, just the funny moments alone.
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