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Old 07-06-2010, 10:44 PM   #21
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I would prefer to lick the sole, since the germs on the shoe is probably kind of like eating badly rinsed lettuce while the door knob...I just don't want to think about it.

Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)
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I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?
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I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *


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* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *
I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


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I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*
Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"
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Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"
Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?
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Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?
Depends...how's it cooked? I think I'd go for human flesh, just because my gag reflex would not let me even get near the roadkill.

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Well since falling asleep while driving could kill me...um...I would rather fall asleep during sex. That just means I need a new partner....not life support
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i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

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i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
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Drink water with sea monkeys. They're kinda small and who knows what else we drink without realizing it...

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It would have to be stink in a crowded room of beautiful people. Before I met my wife, I would've said live in seclusion, but I wouldn't be able to stand being without her, so stink it is.

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This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat


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I'd take the wood. At least I'd have a chance of not getting torn to bits if I walked carefully.

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?
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C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it...

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Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it
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A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.
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And, if you run out of quarters, you can bend over and use your credit card and swipe it....

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