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Old 11-19-2018, 07:29 AM   #1701
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Watching puppies play. Wish I had all that energy
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OMG! I wish y'all could have seen Kenna trying to take a chew bone from my 7 pound 14 yr old, 2 toothed Chihuahua! Laughed til I cried. Watched the video twice and cried some more. That boy had her jumpin around!
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:53 PM   #1703
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Thinking I just may need a shoehorn to navigate my arse into those tiny airline seats....
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I fell asleep holding my puppy's paw ~ a noise in the house woke me up ~ I looked at the puppy and her eyes were huge ~ lololol I was holding her nose .
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Old 11-22-2018, 09:27 PM   #1705
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That the ham we were about to heat up was found in the freezer
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Yesterday, mom was peeling potatoes in her chair and must of dropped one because in the middle of dinner the baby kitty started playing with a potato on the floor. Haha we all laughed. It was pretty funny.
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Waking up and seeing that my legs were shaved!

Come to find out that during one of our drunken escapades that my ex shaved them while I was half passed out in the chair!

And she left the razors out to show me, it looked like she shaved a hamster!

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My roomie cracked me up when I tried to describe what tiramisu is.
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While attempting to make Easter egg Rice Krispy treats with my great nephew, Waylon, we were discussing Jesus. I was explaining how Jesus died and rose on Easter. He asked, "So Jesus is a zombie?" I thought it was funny. My mom not so much.

This plus my epic Easter fail with the rice Krispy treats cracked me up!
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Old 05-19-2019, 10:04 AM   #1710
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In Memory-Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, and Dinah Shore. Lol
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I was finishing moving for the day and realized i forgot my phone in the apartment. Pete was already in the van when I closed the door on him, told him i would literally be 60 seconds...ran, retrieved said phone, got on the sidewalk to the van and noticed Pete sitting in the driver seat, glaring out the window like sayin' "Really, dude? Hurry it up" hahahaha dogs can be sooo freekin highlarious!
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