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09-03-2016, 01:30 AM
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Senior Member
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N/A  Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: WA
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Pet Ownership
Finding this while oneline searching for a card for someone who's not feeling well - This is SO Monte the Magnificent (my cat) when I'm sleeping and he wants his food Ta Now!
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09-07-2016, 09:58 PM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD. 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 10,446
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The word "titty" said with a quasi-British accent.
(you KNOW you just tried it!)
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09-08-2016, 04:19 PM
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Junior Member
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Butch Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Ireland
Posts: 46
Thanks: 60
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My 80yr old Mother when I picked her up today to go for lunch who told me that she "had trimmed her bush right back" when I asked her what she had done this morning.
She's an avid gardener but unfortunately I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy  I may have just laughed again to myself just now...sad, I know. |
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09-16-2016, 11:06 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
married 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Jersey City
Posts: 2,065
Thanks: 10,382
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09-17-2016, 09:33 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
Loved Caregiver 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,164
Thanks: 11,746
Thanked 20,325 Times in 5,678 Posts
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Cracked me up
Today my sweetheart read me a story from CNN about a foreign diplomat that was attacked in a restaurant by 2 men "wielding a cream pie".
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09-17-2016, 09:42 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single and very content this way... 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: the midwest
Posts: 1,784
Thanks: 317
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My Mom called and:
Mom: whatcha doing? Me: watching the ballgame Mom: huh, the ballgame's over! Me: Well, no it's not over, I'm watching it. Mom: Well, I was watching it too, why did I turn it off? Me: I dunno Ma, why did ya turn it off? Mom: I dunno.. I gotta go watch the game... bye.... click! |
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09-20-2016, 07:49 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,523
Thanks: 10,737
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09-20-2016, 11:08 AM
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Member
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just me...imperfect but warm-hearted me Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
I am alright and still smiling - keeping my eyes on what lasts and matters 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: New England
Posts: 325
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Kitty inside the house lining up with a lizard on windowsil outside the house... lol
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09-20-2016, 11:10 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Here
Posts: 1,526
Thanks: 6,112
Thanked 7,085 Times in 1,355 Posts
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My nephew, Jefferson who just turned 6 on Friday. He came home from kindergarten yesterday and told his mom (my sister) not to vote for Ronald Trump. He said Ronald Trump is racist. He doesn't like brown people (my nephews are half Pacific Islanders) and he doesn't like gays. He said Ronald Trump would make Aunt Ro (me) leave the country.
Not sure where he got this information but it definitely cracked me up! The things kids say. |
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09-20-2016, 03:11 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The Deep South
Posts: 2,491
Thanks: 11,060
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We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray!
But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this...  And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...   
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09-23-2016, 09:26 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,301
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09-23-2016, 04:28 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Shy for President
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NH
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Reading all the July comments on FB saying how bad the Patriots are going to do these first four games, 3 down and 1 to go.
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09-24-2016, 09:46 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
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Sounds like a viable plan to me.
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09-25-2016, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single and very content this way...
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: the midwest
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Watching my grandson in his very first t-ball game. His first at bat, he hit the ball and ran to the pitchers mound and ran around it twice, then he kinda ran around all willy nilly until a coach caught him and sent him to first base. lol
When the other team was batting, he took his glove off, tossed it on the ground and played in the dirt the entire time, even throwing a few handfuls in the air... lol His next at bat he hit the ball and ran to third base.... lol None of the kids did any better and it was adorable to watch. Did I mention that he just turned 3 last month? |
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09-27-2016, 08:01 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset.
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,523
Thanks: 10,737
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French Maids Outfit
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11-10-2016, 09:08 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
Posts: 7,558
Thanks: 14,861
Thanked 27,369 Times in 6,858 Posts
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My kid.
Yesterday I texted her to let her know I was coming home to get my sneakers that I needed for work.. She retorts with " ok ma. Ill be sure to break up the party and send the strippers home" To which I reply...that's EXACTLY why I let you know I'm on my way. I'm not my mother. I don't want to know my kid's business!
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11-10-2016, 04:09 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
i'm a girl Relationship Status:
negative 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Georgia
Posts: 1,811
Thanks: 9,239
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Seth Meyers
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11-19-2016, 10:52 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single and very content this way...
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: the midwest
Posts: 1,784
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While I was babysitting... my grandson Cayden, who will be 2 in Dec kept knocking his sippy cup to the floor and saying.. get it maw maw.. after 3 times of this, I reached over and knocked the sippy cup to the floor and it rolled under the couch... He was shocked!!.. got in the floor , looked under the couch and said... my cuppy.... jumped up and shook his finger at me and said "NO NO... YOU'RE A BAD BOY MAW MAW".....lmao...
The best part is I got it all on video!!!!!! |
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11-23-2016, 07:37 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,660 Times in 7,652 Posts
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"I love the internet. It's like: going for short walk, getting distracted by a butterfly, and waking up in Hannibal Lecter's basement" Michael Shanks
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12-01-2016, 08:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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Listening to my best friend tell several outrageously funny stories today, and both of us laughing so hard that they could hardly finish their story-telling. We cracked up so loud, while sitting in the truck, that I think bystanders were ready to call the cops on us for public intoxication!!
I needed that belly laugh!
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