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Old 05-01-2010, 04:06 PM   #1801
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Am watching Wanda Sykes in Sick and Tired....her live comedy show in Seattle. Can't tell if it is funny or not cuz she thinks saying f*** and mutherf****** every few seconds is a good thing. Yet, profanity in comedy, to me, takes the place of saying something really funny.
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Captain America is too a famous captain. *insert eyeroll here*
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Don't start!

What's next - Superman wasn't all that super?
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Hey now!
Someone else said it, not me.

Aquaman isn't very fishy though.
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Someone else said it, not me.

Aquaman isn't very fishy though.
Aquaman always seemed to be stretching it as a superhero.

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You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty?
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Also, I miss June.
Getting all French on us. Oooh la la.
Hell, if we are going to count Captain Morgan we need to consider Captain Kangaroo.


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He does have the super sonic capability though.
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Hell, if we are going to count Captain Morgan we need to consider Captain Kangaroo.
Now I want cereal.
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You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty?
He can breath underwater and talk to sea creatures with some sorta super sonic wave thing.
Who's Betty????
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Who's Betty????
Sorry, was getting cereal.

I'll give you that about Aquaman, but what did he ever really do?

You know Betty. Betty Noire.
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Sorry, was getting cereal.

I'll give you that about Aquaman, but what did he ever really do?

You know Betty. Betty Noire.

Hello?!
He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero.
And you say you know superheroes.
I scoff at thee.
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He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero.
And you say you know superheroes.
I scoff at thee.

I'm blaming age.

I forgot.

Mea fucking culpa!
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God, now I want cereal too.

Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.
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Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.
The Cap'n tears up the roof of my mouth.

Mind. out. of. gutter.
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God, now I want cereal too.

Crunch Berries!


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Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.

The PB is gross, no!


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Mind. out. of. gutter.


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So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.



I know.

And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life.

SOooooooooooooooooooo...............

I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator.

Fast forward 1 hour......

I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS!

It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak.

I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)......

Life is good. (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> )

I know how BP feels now........



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