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Old 10-14-2011, 02:46 PM   #201
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Conversation with a friend about her email getting "hacked" into..when in reality Hy was stoopid enough to share Hys password with someone else.
Me: Umm you're an idiot..paranoid much?
Hym: Look, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there isn't people watching me, waiting to fuck with my head and shit.
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Bella (whining to get up on my desk and lay with her pink blankie)

Belle: OMG i didnt' realize when i got a girl it was like having a kid most of the time.

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* followed by a LOT of laughter.
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I live alone, but I have a friend who hangs out at my house mainly for the normalcy in it...

*we're outside in the back parking lot in winter*

Britt: You know... I just can't get good pictures these days.
Me: Look. There are some dead fall sunflowers against that shabby fence. Tres photogenic.
Britt: *wrinkles nose* Hipster bullshit. It's what's for breakfast.
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Putting away groceries this afternoon and handing Bully a cucumber

Belle: You know, i can carry it in my back pocket and use it when i want to.

Bully:



disclosure: I was talking about SOMETHING but it wasn't the cucumber
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talking to a friend, on phone....
ME: dangggg, I can NOT believe that...you should see what I just did
HER: Wha??? Whaa??? Tell me...
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I just finished eating a cup of Chobani Greek Yogurt..and was running my tongue inside to get rest of it...
My tongue reached the bottom, which is almost 2 inches deep, and still could lick the bottom of the cup.....<grin>
HER: OMG! That should be labelled a "WMD" weapon of mass destruction....
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"ok lay it on me"....


"stop licking my ass my ass"


"no biting off the nipples"


things said to the dog today


and not by me

OK add get off my hair to the list
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"ok lay it on me"....


"stop licking my ass my ass"


"no biting off the nipples"


things said to the dog today


and not by me

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From a text:

M1: Come be wheat and sugar free with me this weekend. I have no lead water, a normal pap, and fresh basil.

M2: You had me at normal pap.

M1: Ha!

M2: Too bad you don't have a juicer.

M1: That can be changed....
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My upstairs neighbour has a beautiful baritone singing voice, and likes to sing hymns while he's cleaning. Today...

Neighbour: *sings "How Can I Keep From Singing?"*
Me: *chimes in on high harmony*
Neighbour: *stops* Come up here and sing that to my face!

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Anonymous: step awayyyyyyyyy from the turnips
Anonymous: no clubbing Daddy with a turnip
Anonymous: googling body armor that can sustain turnip beatings

*names removed to protect the innocent*
(that would be me, being a good girl!)
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"There is only only one cranky/crabby person in this relationship and that person is NOT you... "

*I can be cranky...*

"No you can't...... STOP IT, I don't want to be in relationship with myself.. you are my easy going sweet girl, I want you back..."


It was soon discovered that Mitmo was coming down with her yearly cold and yes, is allowed to be cranky/crabby at that time...
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My honey's 92 year old father lives with us. The other day I was making lunch for everyone and asked him what he wanted to eat

Pop: Well, I wanted to have some eggs, but we don't have any more

Me: There are a dozen eggs in the fridge

Pop: But they are those organic eggs (said in the same tone of voice with which someone would say "You don't have milk, you only have chocolate milk")


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(horn honking outside) " At least that wasn't a pussy horn! When I honk my horn I mean business! I don't want it to sound like some demented squirrel fart! "
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"ooowww!!! I just took you're vibrator to my head!!!"

I asked for a pillow.
The pillow was thrown at my head.
The pillow has a built in "massager/vibrator".
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Both of us half-asleep...

Hym: Did you know Ipecac gets rid of ticks

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Blade: ... (speaking as Skip's voice) cause I don't like his ears and he doesn't like my tongue "...
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Belle: *running through the house, eyes wide and scared half to death....
"OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER? IS IT A TORNADO?"

Bully: No, no, no. It's all ok honey. It was me banging on my ottoman because the Lady Vols just missed an easy shot.

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Him: For the last time, I want you to quit your job!
Her: No way. I don't see you working.
Him: If you quit your job it would give me a reason to look.

*shaking my head*
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