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Old 02-18-2019, 01:49 AM   #821
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

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Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.
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Not all math puns are bad. Just sum.
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.

I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
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I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

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This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”

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This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile...

So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends",
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Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A. A chocolate one!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What did the bunny get for her basket?
A. Two points!

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?

The Hare Dresser.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.



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Me to my plumber yesterday after agreeing on a price for some work.

"I'll see you and your CRACK team of workers tomorrow."

Naturally, I was laughing my ass off in my indoor voice. He did not get it.
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Did you hear about the chicken who counted eggs?

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?


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