|
04-16-2014, 01:31 PM
|
#161 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848   |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
|
|
|
|
04-16-2014, 07:17 PM
|
#162 |
|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 11,501
Thanks: 16,676
Thanked 15,262 Times in 4,345 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859 |
Xerox machine breaks down in office so Xerox repair called in.
Repair guy comes, looks at machine, kicks it... it works...he says : That will be $ 1 million dollars. They say, "Are you crazy???..a million dollars to kick the machine???" He says " No no, only one dollar to kick it, $999,999 for knowing where to kick." |
|
|
|
|
04-17-2014, 09:19 AM
|
#163 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field. 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,317
Thanks: 11,396
Thanked 4,035 Times in 897 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848  |
My girlfriend just left me because I'm so lazy. Insert your own punch line here.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Candelion For This Useful Post: |
|
04-17-2014, 02:25 PM
|
#164 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
|
04-17-2014, 03:34 PM
|
#165 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Me, myself and I  Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Here
Posts: 1,526
Thanks: 6,112
Thanked 7,085 Times in 1,355 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850 |
Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop sign. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like? Cottontales |
|
|
|
|
04-17-2014, 03:34 PM
|
#166 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
a genderqueer nuisance Preferred Pronoun?:
bitchboi Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: new zealand
Posts: 7,120
Thanks: 9,467
Thanked 7,973 Times in 2,344 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856 |
i just realized tofu is over-rated. it's just a curd to me.
i paid $100 for 8 legs of venison. do you think that's too dear?
__________________
be true, be you, be brave.
|
|
|
|
|
04-17-2014, 08:15 PM
|
#167 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field.
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,317
Thanks: 11,396
Thanked 4,035 Times in 897 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
A bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a femme's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that butches are so decent they only look at the 10 per cent that isn't.
 Good night, folks! 
|
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Candelion For This Useful Post: |
|
04-18-2014, 07:06 AM
|
#168 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
|
04-18-2014, 09:02 AM
|
#169 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,301
Thanks: 7,390
Thanked 4,386 Times in 1,233 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
What’s round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle Why did the fish get kicked out of school? He was caught with seaweed.
__________________
Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. |
|
|
|
| The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Degotoga For This Useful Post: |
|
04-18-2014, 12:28 PM
|
#170 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Valued 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 762
Thanks: 1,680
Thanked 2,149 Times in 561 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
RIP...
Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.
|
|
|
|
|
04-18-2014, 05:41 PM
|
#171 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field.
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,317
Thanks: 11,396
Thanked 4,035 Times in 897 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
I thought my girlfriend might be The One, but after finding police, nurse, maid, and firefighter uniforms in her wardrobe, I realised she can't hold a job down.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Candelion For This Useful Post: |
|
04-19-2014, 06:12 AM
|
#172 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
|
04-19-2014, 04:44 PM
|
#173 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field.
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,317
Thanks: 11,396
Thanked 4,035 Times in 897 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
Finally, we have the answer.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Candelion For This Useful Post: |
|
04-19-2014, 06:44 PM
|
#174 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Valued
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 762
Thanks: 1,680
Thanked 2,149 Times in 561 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to ksrainbow For This Useful Post: |
|
04-20-2014, 06:20 AM
|
#175 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
|
04-20-2014, 06:29 AM
|
#176 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
Posts: 7,558
Thanks: 14,861
Thanked 27,369 Times in 6,858 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858 |
for Easter... :)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it.... How do you catch a tame rabbit? tame way.... courtesy of my dad <3
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
04-20-2014, 10:13 AM
|
#177 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,301
Thanks: 7,390
Thanked 4,386 Times in 1,233 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery. Why dont blind men skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
__________________
Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. |
|
|
|
| The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to Degotoga For This Useful Post: |
|
04-20-2014, 12:53 PM
|
#178 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field.
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,317
Thanks: 11,396
Thanked 4,035 Times in 897 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Candelion For This Useful Post: |
|
04-20-2014, 06:26 PM
|
#179 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
|
04-21-2014, 07:00 AM
|
#180 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 676
Thanks: 3,190
Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
__________________
Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
|
|
|
|
 |
| Tags |
| jokes |
|
|
Linear Mode
