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Old 03-18-2010, 01:15 PM   #1021
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What is poop made of?

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.


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68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.
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68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.
Hi babe..New pic with a fresh haircut would be nice.

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Old 03-18-2010, 03:35 PM   #1024
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I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...
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Funny you should mention this, because My sister is currently listening to a dvd of elmo's re-telling of Peter and The Wolf


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2 things anderson cooper will never live down from today's celebrity jeopardy.....mistakenly saying margareth thatcher over indira gandhi....and losing to cheech marin
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Well supper was good, but My gallstone isnt liking it though
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Something I never thought I'd ponder: Hmmm, how long will it take to study for the GRE?
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This afternoon, I bought a lime green box cutter.....I giggled all the way home...... I love tools......


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Watching this show called the Police Women of Maricopa County, and a female deputy was called to back up a fellow officer. She gets there and the guy who is charged with a DUI gave the other officer a fake name and date of birth. Well I guess the bad guy realized that he was caught, cuz when he gave the officers the proper info they found out that he was also wanted for murder
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8"]YouTube- Surprised Kitty (Original)[/nomedia]

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I'm glad that My mouth is feeling better and that I can finally begin eating abit more but, I'll be glad when this tooth is pulled and it can heal so I can finally get My partial bottom plate fitted
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