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Old 06-26-2016, 09:45 AM   #801
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they have done nothing outside of waking me up to let them out, stare me down for food and go back to sleep.
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The baby kitty is laying on the window seal enjoying the sunshine.

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well, they aren't really my pets..🐿🐿🐿🐿.but the squirrels outside, seem to entertain me. They are little ones, taunting each other and going round and round the tree trunk. I noticed today, one of those little guys has some big squirrel nuts to grow into!! Lol


And, my neighbor is growing corn, and one of those show off squirrels brought over an empty corn husk....🌽🌽🌽
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The "pet" did not poop or pee in the house today.
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My cat was playing with my dog when out of nowhere she put a rapid fire beat down on my dog. I'm still laughing and my dog is still looking at the cat as if to say, "WTF was that all about?"

To help put the hilarity of this in perspective, my dog is a German Shepard/Cur mix and my cat is a whopping 6 lbs and only has 3 legs.
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Actually this is more like what they didn't do. A couple of days ago I was sitting in the living room with CNN on. The wife walks through and exclaims "Oh my God they are out!" Well with 2 naughty horses I can only think.....here we go. What....where are they? No she says......not the horses, she was talking about the Brexit!!!! LOL
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They hung out with me for the rest of the day...ok, I hung out with them. The littlest one was not herself today and I became concerned. She has seemed a little confused, didn't want to eat dinner and slept most of the day. She ate breakfast and lunch ok..but, no interest in dinner. So, I made her eggs...which she happily ate.
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So I have been eating many varieties of apples: some I like, some not so much.

So the ones I haven't enjoyed, I have been presenting to the local squirrels for their enjoyment. Mr. Mars did not see the apples I put out until two of the squirrels were jostling over one. One of the squirrels took one apple up the tree and the other guarding the second.

Mr. Mars watched for a very long time, then out of the blue: took off and chased the second squirrel up the tree

After numerous squirrel chattering: Mr. Mars laid upon the second apple and stared up the tree for the longest time. Mr. Mars gave up and left without saying a word.

If trees could talk.


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My little monster started eating his (messy) bone on my leather couch while I was busy folding laundry. As a result, I had to clean the couch.
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hung outside with me and followed me around all morning, then chilled inside for the afternoon
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The baby kitty wants all the pets right now!!!

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Diva Kitty and Tiny Dog spent the day separated. They both probably considered it a nice break . . .

Tiny Dog had an accident in the house this morning. She tried and tried to tell me she needed to go out, but I couldn't get dressed fast enough for her - so it wasn't her fault. However, I did not have time to bleach the floor before I went to work, so Tiny Dog had to stay in the kitchen all day, so she wouldn't walk on the dirty floor in the living room.

Tiny Dog politely supervised while I bleached the floor this evening. When I was done, she leaped across the clean floor and jumped up on the couch, like she had missed it all day.

So far, Diva Kitty and Tiny Dog have not communicated this evening, as far as I can tell, even though they are currently in the same room with me.
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The baby kitty and I are dancing to Ladies Night by Kool & The Gang . Umm she needs to work on her moves. Haha.
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My girl and one of the boys chased toads and the other boy threw himself on me when I came home from the kennel and sniffed me from head to toe!!
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Ever since the baby kitty have been alone she has become so bossy. She talks to me, even yells at me, she eats my food, and drinks my drinks. She thinks she owns my happy ass. Haha it is like being married. Haha

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They chilled out for most of the day because I wasn't home, except to come in and feed them lunch and head back out. So, I took them for a nice drive and treated them to plain cheese burgers.
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The baby kitty has decided that we should play fetch with her nurff football in the morning before work. Haha!

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I had a doctors appt earlier and needed to get my mind on other things...so, the two little dogs went for a drive with me and are now chilling out on the bed
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I sang their good morning song via speaker phone ~ hearing them bark back to me made my day~
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I finally broke down and combed the mats out of Kitty Diva's fur. She can usually keep up with her cleaning, but for some reason it recently got away from her and then it seemed like just overnight she had several mats. I hate to do it, because she hates it so much. I did it over several days, getting out just one at a time, so as not to irritate her too much. Now they're finally out, and she feels so much better! I mean, her fur feels better to me when I rub her, and I also mean, she personally feels more comfortable. She has been really loving since we got them out, probably because she feels like moving around again.

Tiny Dog is pleased because Kitty Diva is less irritable. There have been fewer dive-bombing nose swats.
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