Bad Habits, Tics, Annoyances???

Rook · 08-02-2010, 10:12 PM

After reading All the Do's and Don'ts, and after briefly examening some tiny nuances in past Relationships.....

My curiosity peaked...

Does your better half{s} have sleeping habits, bathing habits, early morning Rituals that make u see Red sometimes?...
Where u wish it weren't Suicide/Bed Death to scream "STOP IT !! Go to the Couch and do that !!!"
Maybe u wanna sleep and s/he mumbles "I'm really into this book/magazine, show", and u quietly choke your pillow....
Or
You want a liiiiiiiiittle affectionate Nookie, after a rough day and they're Lookin'....well....besides fuckable, the "target" has a facemask, rollers, granny nightgown, and u mumble "wtf??"

Give Details, leave nuthin' out !!!.....switch names if u must...j/k..

Soft*Silver · 08-02-2010, 10:23 PM

wait a minute...

whats wrong with a granny nightgown???

lol...JK

at this time, my other half is Mr Smitty the one eyed rocking on limping kitty and he is pissing me off right now because he wont quit licking himself..

frustrating when its only a cat...

Gemme · 08-03-2010, 07:24 AM

My other half is my split personality.

We get along marvelously, thank you.

jenny · 08-03-2010, 07:30 AM

I have a cat with a really annoying morning habit... no "better half," though. One thing that does drive me batty, however, is a partner who believes that hitting the "snooze" button four or five times each morning is an acceptable way to wake up. GRRRRRRRRR.

betenoire · 08-03-2010, 07:47 AM

I'd answer your questions, but I don't think that Nick wants me to tell you all about the annoying things that he does.

I feel more comfortable telling you the annoying things that I do that he hates, how's that?

I bite my nails. The sound makes him insane. When he tells me to stop biting my nails I always say something like "I'm not biting my nails, I'm scratching my teeth. They're very itchy." Apparently it isn't adorable when I say that. Huh.

I pop my gum. When Nick complains I make exaggerated attempts to chew quietly and still randomly snap the gum and go OOOPS really loudly. Apparently this also isn't adorable.

I lick my fingers instead of using a serviette. When Nick objects I say "Tastes delicious! Can't waste!" or "Serviettes aren't environmentally friendly!" Curiously, this is unadorable.

I have allergies and sometimes I (especially in the mornings) will randomly sniffle a little bit. I don't even realise I'm doing it. When Nick says "blow your nose already!" I will make a large production out of the nose blowing process. Again, not adorable.

I'm a real catch.

(Okay, I'll give you one thing that Nick does that annoys me. He reads maps IN PUBLIC. I can't stand that! I am a firm believer that letting the locals know you don't know exactly where you are and where you're going is like wearing a "Murder and/or Rob Me!" sign. I'm always like "You're going to get us both killed! Put that shit away!")

homoe · 09-26-2020, 08:04 AM

Mary by constantly tossing my stuff out when I'm done with it!

Example: Mary,hey where is that _____ (fill in the blank) I wanted to look at that?

Me: Oh I finished with that days ago and tossed it out......

Gemme · 09-26-2020, 11:16 PM

There are certain words or phrases, when used, make me want to stab the speaker in the eye with a spork.

For example: acrost. Acrost is not a real word. What they mean is across. Usage: My favorite deli is acrost the street. My coworker uses this. I adore her but I literally have to walk away from her when she says sh*t like this.

Example 2: Her and I. No, she and I. This is another one of my coworker's little vocabulary sins that makes my skin crawl.

Example 3: Gooder. There's good. Then better. Finally, best. There is no effin' gooder! Okay, fine. It was in a commercial. With CHILDREN. Children get away with making up words and not knowing proper English but adults should know better. I've seen it used on this site and on social media platforms and by one of my customers. I actually twitched when I heard it.

As a side note, I don't give two sh*ts about 'moist'.

Stone-Butch · 09-27-2020, 04:19 AM

The latest tick off word for me is "my bad". OMG slap you. I'm bad, my bad habit, I did wrong, this is on me, my mistake, etc etc....

08-02-2010, 10:12 PM	#1
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Bad Habits, Tics, Annoyances??? After reading All the Do's and Don'ts, and after briefly examening some tiny nuances in past Relationships..... My curiosity peaked... Does your better half{s} have sleeping habits, bathing habits, early morning Rituals that make u see Red sometimes?... Where u wish it weren't Suicide/Bed Death to scream "STOP IT !! Go to the Couch and do that !!!" Maybe u wanna sleep and s/he mumbles "I'm really into this book/magazine, show", and u quietly choke your pillow.... Or You want a liiiiiiiiittle affectionate Nookie, after a rough day and they're Lookin'....well....besides fuckable, the "target" has a facemask, rollers, granny nightgown, and u mumble "wtf??" Give Details, leave nuthin' out !!!.....switch names if u must...j/k.. __________________

08-02-2010, 10:23 PM	#2
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,498 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,407 Thanked 15,610 Times in 3,973 Posts Rep Power*: 21474856	wait a minute... whats wrong with a granny nightgown??? lol...JK at this time, my other half is Mr Smitty the one eyed rocking on limping kitty and he is pissing me off right now because he wont quit licking himself.. frustrating when its only a cat... __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

08-03-2010, 07:24 AM	#3
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08-03-2010, 07:30 AM	#4
jenny Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Relationship Status: inquire within Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 956 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 434 Thanked 1,594 Times in 579 Posts Rep Power: 5091117	I have a cat with a really annoying morning habit... no "better half," though. One thing that does drive me batty, however, is a partner who believes that hitting the "snooze" button four or five times each morning is an acceptable way to wake up. GRRRRRRRRR. __________________ "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank “Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?'” ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-03-2010, 07:47 AM	#5
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,742 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'd answer your questions, but I don't think that Nick wants me to tell you all about the annoying things that he does. I feel more comfortable telling you the annoying things that I do that he hates, how's that? I bite my nails. The sound makes him insane. When he tells me to stop biting my nails I always say something like "I'm not biting my nails, I'm scratching my teeth. They're very itchy." Apparently it isn't adorable when I say that. Huh. I pop my gum. When Nick complains I make exaggerated attempts to chew quietly and still randomly snap the gum and go OOOPS really loudly. Apparently this also isn't adorable. I lick my fingers instead of using a serviette. When Nick objects I say "Tastes delicious! Can't waste!" or "Serviettes aren't environmentally friendly!" Curiously, this is unadorable. I have allergies and sometimes I (especially in the mornings) will randomly sniffle a little bit. I don't even realise I'm doing it. When Nick says "blow your nose already!" I will make a large production out of the nose blowing process. Again, not adorable. I'm a real catch. (Okay, I'll give you one thing that Nick does that annoys me. He reads maps IN PUBLIC. I can't stand that! I am a firm believer that letting the locals know you don't know exactly where you are and where you're going is like wearing a "Murder and/or Rob Me!" sign. I'm always like "You're going to get us both killed! Put that shit away!") __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.

09-26-2020, 08:04 AM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I annoy ......... Mary by constantly tossing my stuff out when I'm done with it! Example: Mary,hey where is that _____ (fill in the blank) I wanted to look at that? Me: Oh I finished with that days ago and tossed it out......

09-26-2020, 11:16 PM	#7
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	There are certain words or phrases, when used, make me want to stab the speaker in the eye with a spork. For example: acrost. Acrost is not a real word. What they mean is across. Usage: My favorite deli is acrost the street. My coworker uses this. I adore her but I literally have to walk away from her when she says sht like this. Example 2: Her and I. No, she and I. This is another one of my coworker's little vocabulary sins that makes my skin crawl. Example 3: Gooder. There's good. Then better. Finally, best. There is no effin' gooder! Okay, fine. It was in a commercial. With CHILDREN. Children get away with making up words and not knowing proper English but adults should know better. I've seen it used on this site and on social media platforms and by one of my customers. I actually twitched when I heard it. As a side note, I don't give two shts about 'moist'. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-27-2020, 04:19 AM	#8
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,198 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,174 Thanked 8,458 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	annoyances The latest tick off word for me is "my bad". OMG slap you. I'm bad, my bad habit, I did wrong, this is on me, my mistake, etc etc....