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Old 08-17-2011, 09:42 AM   #21
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ok these are the only ones that apply to me i contend they indicate nerdiness rather than geekiness

you might be a geek if you can explain the difference between the two!
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....you can't drive/hike by roadkill or fecal matter without identifying the genus and species.

A corollary to that would be "...you ever put roadkill in your backpack because the skull was intact."

Funny, I never got asked out on a second date after that one. Curious.

Alright, that puts me in the biology nerd category, not geek, but I wanted to play. I got picked last at dodgeball too.
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There is an age limit for using AOL. I believe you have to be over 72 to use it.

You might be a geek if you ever wanted to work on a Firefly class ship with Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

If you ever used the word indeed and thought of Teal'C from SG1.

If you have ever used the word frack in the place of fuck.
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. . . the summer you took both Calculus III and Differential Equations was one of your favorite school experiences.
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If you ever used the word indeed and thought of Teal'C from SG1.

If you have ever used the word frack in the place of fuck.
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In my bedroom alone (not counting the other laptops and desktops scattered throughout the house) I had 3 laptops and 1 desktop, which I also shifted back-and-forth thru my flat screen on the wall (along with the Wii, PS3, and 360). After my son's and my father's laptops both keeled over I gave some of mine away, so I'm down to 1 laptop and 1 desktop in my bedroom now. Still have the others scattered throughout the house though...lol
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...you and your friends are considering making t-shirts with the slogan "Tasha Yar made me gay".
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I thanked this post because I wanted everybody to think I understood it. I am out of the geek running.
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If you have ever used the word frack in the place of fuck.
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If you ever used the word indeed and thought of Teal'C from SG1.

If you have ever used the word frack in the place of fuck.
Knew Firefly would come up. lol

You might be a geek if....
....you love to prove 1+1 does not equal 2.
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You might be a geek if....
...you stand in line for 2 days to get the lastest and greatest I-Phone.

You might be a geek if....
...you can recognize the different windows versions by the sound of it shutting down.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what Comic-Con is.

You might be a geek if....
...you speak to your friends more often online than face to face.

You might be a geek if....
...instead of saying awesome or cool you say 'shiney'.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what a 'reaver' is and it gives you nightmares.
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You might be a geek if you have a countdown until Dr. Who kills Hitler.

you have arguements over who the best doctor is as well as the greatest companion

you secretly look at phonebooths and wonder if they can travel in time and space
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...you can recognize the different windows versions by the sound of it shutting down.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what Comic-Con is.

You might be a geek if....
...you speak to your friends more often online than face to face.

You might be a geek if....
...instead of saying awesome or cool you say 'shiney'.

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...you know what a 'reaver' is and it gives you nightmares.

omg I want to go to comic-con one of these days.

*shivers* Let's not talk about reavers.
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You attended a discussion panel on the creation of a fantasy language used in film.

You have more photos in albums of people you don't know dressed in cosplay than you have of family and friends...
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