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Old 09-19-2013, 08:45 PM   #21
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:38 AM   #24
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"So if we get married I can get on your health insurance, right?'


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p.s. I have no problem with someone checking their phone if they have minor children who are with a caregiver for the evening. That's just being a good parent.
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:44 AM   #25
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I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.

I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun .

Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot .


I'm the president of the local cat rescue.
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Old 09-20-2013, 08:04 AM   #26
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"I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated."

A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it.
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you all are giving me lots to say on a date. for humor purposes only. i'm not joking. just wait.
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
Heavenleah, you're just fine. Kids are a totally different story, but when someone's got their face imbedded in their phone when there is a perfectly fine human being directly in front of them, that's extremely rude. I'm sure you'd let anyone you date know that you have your sweet boy and you are worried about him.

I agree with wasting food, but I think the point above was that it was the other person's food they were trying to confiscate. That goes along with someone putting their hands in my plate without permission while I'm eating. No!
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This is right up there with being told out of the blue (not that I would ever ask, much less care because it just isn't important to me) that "The carpet matches the drapes"...
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ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...
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ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...
Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet. Funny I don't remember her name, but remember the car.
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