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Old 09-20-2013, 08:08 PM   #61
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I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun .
I have had this one.

Also, one woman told me that she was in sex and love addicts anonymous (SLAA) and that it was because she had a fear of relationships. I was like, well, OK, she seems self-aware and honest.

She then stood me up twice in a row. So, I told her that was a red flag and that I was done. She was outraged. I apparently was not sensitive to her issues. I guess I wasn't.
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Old 09-20-2013, 08:17 PM   #62
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A woman picked me up and then ran an errand for work with me in the car and waiting while she ran in. (A version of this has happened to me so many times. I do not know what is wrong with me that this has happened so often.)

Then during coffee she tells me a story about going to her newly married ex's house and hanging out outside just to be near her. She called and told the ex the next day. The ex was freaked out and told her not to do it anymore. Then the butch asked me if I thought her behavior was stalker-like. I had to say, "Yeah, I do."

No second date.
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LOL! Was there a second date?
LOL.

I would just love to hear the story of the first date.
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"

Well, the person never mentioned that she didn't have a shower...

I went on a date with a very nice and very good looking butch....

Now, about that shower thing...uh, well, she smelled so bad I couldn't muster up any romantic feelings whatsoever.
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So what you are trying to say is that offering to give someone a coffee enema is a shitty way to end a date?
Yes, you could say that. Not to mention she ended up constipated in her efforts.
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"Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were. I mean, the pictures I took of you from the tree behind your house say nothing about your personality!"
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Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.

Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit.

I focused on the live band.

Several minutes pass.


Her: Did I hurt your feelings.

Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva.

Her : you look like a man.


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Nothing at all.

It was like trying to have a conversation with a pet rock.

Since I'm a social worker I went to my typical work mode of asking open-ended questions to prompt conversation. My schizophrenic clients are much better company!

And then she wanted a second date.
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The worst date I was on was back when I presented as female. We went to a movie then back to her house. She wanted me to see her room and she had raver beads with nazi symbols on them. Needless to say, she did not get a second date.
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I have to say.....this is my new favorite thread

Since I didn't really "date" much (more like the serial relationship thing) through out my life....I can live vicariously
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My husband & I are separated but still living together. He's ok with me dating. I hope that won't be a problem for you.

True story. I said the problem was that she didn't mention it until now, over drinks.
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You keep disturbing those around me by making me laugh. This time it was just the cats. But still. Think before you cause folks to guffaw.
LOL.

Although I still believe a first date is too soon to discuss the possibility of putting things up someone's anus, unless of course you met them on an enema play site, it wasn't so much the invitation that was disturbing as the timing. It appeared like she actually thought it was an acceptable, even a logical jumping off point. That it was the epitome of etiquette to invite someone for a coffee enema when they ask you if you would like a cup of coffee. I think if she would have just asked how I felt about recreational enemas during some lull in the conversation I would not have been quite so unsettled. There still wouldn't have been a second date in our future because if enemas are so important to you that you must bring them up on a first date I will be nothing but a huge disappointment to you. Best to end it now.
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My husband & I are separated but still living together. He's ok with me dating. I hope that won't be a problem for you.

True story. I said the problem was that she didn't mention it until now, over drinks.
LOL. I had a date with her too.
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I have to say.....this is my new favorite thread

Since I didn't really "date" much (more like the serial relationship thing) through out my life....I can live vicariously
I'm drawing on dating quite a while ago. All the good stuff happens in our youth.
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LOL. I had a date with her too.
I'm not surprised. She got around. Cuz her husband was ok with that. Lol
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LOL. That's not how I'm remembering it.
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Self deprecating humor.

Hi, Metro.

Hey, I like self-deprecating humor (when it's smart and ironic). People mistake it for low self-esteem, but it's just the opposite when it's done right. IMO

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