Baby Naming for Evil Parents! - Page 2

ruby_woo · 11-22-2011, 03:08 PM

I always thought Crayola was pretty for a girl.

Jermaine Jackson named his kid Jermajesty. I can't think about it without laughing.

dixie · 11-22-2011, 03:31 PM

I do believe I am one of those evil parents...lol It wasn't intentionally mean, but I gave my son a family name. Which I didn't realize sounded so quirky until after the fact.

His first name is Sterling.

Our last name is Silvers.

Needless to say, he goes by his middle name...lol

iamkeri1 · 11-22-2011, 07:44 PM

Went to school with Theodore (Teddy) Bear.
Wrote payroll checks every week for Harry Butt.
Sold insurance to both Ima Pigg and Ima Hogg...
But my personal favorite is a canddate for sity office in Sandusky Ohio many years ago ...
wait for it... ... ...

Peter Handwerk

still cracks me up!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Dutch Leonard · 11-22-2011, 07:50 PM

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

Elijah · 11-22-2011, 07:56 PM

Went to school with:

1. Royal Bird
2. Charmin Whipple

More truth is stranger than fiction.

Julien · 11-22-2011, 08:31 PM

The person ran for public office in Mobile, AL and won. His name Young Boozer.

dark_crystal · 11-22-2011, 08:58 PM

there is a guy at my parents' church names Ben Looney. On his ID it would sound like Looney Bin

it's the guys i feel bad for. a girl can at least get married and escape it

Gemme · 11-23-2011, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

There was a family in the news of late, who had a child named Adolph Hitler and whatever the last name was. That's a pretty cruel joke to play on a kid for the rest of their life.

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Originally Posted by Vlasta

NEWARK, N.J.—A New Jersey couple who gave their three children Nazi-inspired names is due in court Monday to try to regain custody of their newborn.
Heath and Deborah Campbell's lawyer says state child welfare officials took custody of the child named Hons after he was born Thursday at Hunterdon Medical Center.

The state took custody of the couple's other children nearly two years ago, saying there were in danger because of previous violence in the Campbell home.

Their parents made headlines in 2009 when a supermarket refused to decorate a birthday cake for their son, Adolf Hitler. His siblings are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler.

This family stresses me out. I fear for the children.

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Originally Posted by Nat

Haha. To tell you the truth, any name that rhymes with fat and rat doesn't make for a fun schoolyard experience.

But your name is short for something. Try living with an Italian last name that rhymed with macaroni.

I've been told that I would be cruel if I had a daughter and named her what I wanted to name her. Molly. Well, that's not the cruel part they said, but I'm not singing the full name (it MUST be sung) here.

I'm actually a proponent for unusual names. I hate it when the parent takes the spelling of it completely overboard to the point where the kid doesn't know how to spell their own name until they are in middle school.

TickledPink · 11-23-2011, 02:51 PM

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Greyson · 11-23-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Wow this one jolted my memory. I was in Job Corp and there was a young woman there from the midwest. Her name was Gaye Head. I was 18 years old and I thought to myself, what were her parents thinking.

(No, she was not queer by any stretch of the imagination. Straight as an arrow.)

Babyangeleyez · 11-23-2011, 03:14 PM

My mom and I were talking today and I just had to share this. She said she asked my aunt this morning who bought the house in front of her. My aunt replied it was a school teacher. My mom then asked who. My aunt said her name is.... Mrs. Blackboard! I don't know her first name but it just cracked me up nonetheless.

CherylNYC · 11-23-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

One of the surgeons who came to speak to me prior to the big event was named Dr. Wellman. The intern standing next to him was Dr. Care. They were both wearing legitimate name badges.

atomiczombie · 11-23-2011, 05:45 PM

My best (butch) buddy was named Sugar Sweet by his hippy parents. One of the kids on the commune he grew up on was named Rainbow Bright.

Inked_Trinity · 11-23-2011, 05:46 PM

Two best names of people I ever arrested..... Peter Works and Edgar Allen Poe.

atomiczombie · 11-23-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I wanted to name the Worm Lucifer.... No one was good with it...

Lucifer literally means "light bringer".

always2late · 11-23-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch Leonard

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

I actually know a Michael Hunt...he refuses to be called Mike LOL

Glenn · 11-23-2011, 07:42 PM

I still remember one old headstone in a cemetary that had nothing else carved on it except the name "Bad Boy". Also, an obituary notice in my local paper stated someone's first name as being "Useless". I named one of my furkids "Number One", and when he hears the number one, he looks up lol!

JustJo · 11-23-2011, 08:04 PM

I went to middle school with twin sisters....last name Cane...first names Candy (not too bad) and Hurra (poor thing).

Dutch Leonard · 11-23-2011, 08:13 PM

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Nat · 11-23-2011, 08:15 PM

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

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