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Old 08-26-2015, 05:53 PM   #261
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Where did all the "dutch" phrases originate from? I mean we have "dutch oven"
"going dutch" and "hotter than dutch love" just to name a few! Do the dutch cook, penny pinch, and make love more than any other nationality ? I don't think so, BUT these are the burning questions that keep me up nights!
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Last night I figured out the solution to world peace! I pondered it for quite a while Around 2am before I felt the shaking and sweats begin....darn it, I had a blood sugar of 44! By the time I got the level back up, I forgot the details of my plan!

Did I mention I am brilliant when my blood sugar has bottomed out?
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Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue. You should never tell anyone if that happens!
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Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue. You should never tell anyone if that happens!


I can honestly say that do not know that experience.

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Why when someone is on cumadin, (the blood thinner) there isn't a easier way to get your levels tested than being poked by a needle! I mean they stress not to cut yourself or bleed so this just seems downright odd to me!

BTW, whenever they poke me, I holler "Hey I'm On Cumadin, Easy There" just to see if they have a good sense of humor or not..hehehehe
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WTF am I having this weird dream???? It's not my monkey..
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I really cannot stand Bois....why does everything have to be in some sort of secret language that I haven't learned?

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You are so weak right now, it's really and truly so sad.


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Okay, we call players and gigolos "Romeo" but Romeo wasn't a playa. He was loyal and devoted—Juliet was the only chick on his mind. Right? Right.

So, I'm wonderin' why do we call players and gigolos "Romeo" when Romeo was anything but a player?
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Okay, we call players and gigolos "Romeo" but Romeo wasn't a playa. He was loyal and devoted—Juliet was the only chick on his mind. Right? Right.

So, I'm wonderin' why do we call players and gigolos "Romeo" when Romeo was anything but a player?
Maybe it's because even though it's forbidden love they can still sweep a girl off her feet
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Okay, we call players and gigolos "Romeo" but Romeo wasn't a playa. He was loyal and devoted—Juliet was the only chick on his mind. Right? Right.

So, I'm wonderin' why do we call players and gigolos "Romeo" when Romeo was anything but a player?
Maybe because Romeo was able to capture the love and attention of Juliet, who was destined to hate him. To create love from hate could be seen as a big feat (although they were not fully committed to the feud like the rest of their families to begin with).

Or maybe because there are just so many players in history that they had to pick one name and they liked Romeo best?

On the flip side, I think I'd like to have a black cat named Jezebel one day.

Last night, I lay sleepless in bed, questioning whether I've made the right decisions regarding Oliver.
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On the flip side, I think I'd like to have a black cat named Jezebel one day.

Last night, I lay sleepless in bed, questioning whether I've made the right decisions regarding Oliver.
Not that I know much of the situation with your cat but, from what I have read on here I believe you are the only one who made the right decisions concerning your cat. And now he feels lots of love instead of loneliness,well that's what I would think a cat in the shelter would feel
good luck with him and I hope he feels better soon
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Maybe because Romeo was able to capture the love and attention of Juliet, who was destined to hate him. To create love from hate could be seen as a big feat (although they were not fully committed to the feud like the rest of their families to begin with).

Or maybe because there are just so many players in history that they had to pick one name and they liked Romeo best?

On the flip side, I think I'd like to have a black cat named Jezebel one day.

Last night, I lay sleepless in bed, questioning whether I've made the right decisions regarding Oliver.
Maybe they call players Romeo because girls are always swooning over the story? I'on't know.

BTW, I used to know a kitty named Romeo. He was very cute and cool.

I'm thinking of getting a cat. I even have a cat door (came with the place).

Jezebel is a cool name. Hope you get a black cat and give her that name.

Methinks you made the right decisions and Oliver is quietly grateful.
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Who thought it up? When did it first make an appearance? What exactly is it? Why can't I pronounce it correctly EVER? Isn't it just a sort of jazzed up mayo? These are some of the questions that keep me up at night
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