09-16-2012, 10:54 AM | #261 |
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"Prove it...." "I prove it everyday by not killing you..."
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09-20-2012, 07:09 PM | #262 |
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text...and cold noses
me: have you shook that headache? didn't want to wake you.
friend: I'm awake. It's still here. I'll take more meds around 10 tonight. me: sorry, sexy friend: thanks sweets. not looking too good right this minute. lol me: like Droopy? friend : pretty much me: NO PUPPY TREATS FOR YOU..only rest and meds! friend : lol..ok
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09-29-2012, 03:55 PM | #265 |
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10-03-2012, 11:42 AM | #269 |
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10-04-2012, 08:50 PM | #272 |
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chris: I promise I'm not turning metrosexual or anything. I'm holding off on tshirt buying because I'm sort of inbetween sizes.
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More of a "shit seen around this house"....
Skye is in the other room, chewing a rawhide. Spirit is sitting next to me as I eat an apple with peanut butter. I give Spirit a tiny bite. What does she do? She carries this tiny morsel into the other room, and sits down to eat it directly in front of Skye's face. Skye trots out and gives me the "what did you give sissy?" look. I give her a bite. Spirit comes back. They both share the last bite of my snack. Who's in charge around here anyway?
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no chewing required...
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"Mommy, do you know what the coolest thing is about Jello?" "Nope, tell me..." "It's efficient." Me: *stops eating, slowly turns to look at him* "Who. Are. You.---What does that even mean??? " he dissolves into giggles... |
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pancakes....
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Between me and my 8yo son:
Me: "Because I'm the adult and you're the child. That's why." Him: "Mom, you're a pain in my attitude!" (shaking my head and quietly giggling as he stomps off....)
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