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What is Fracking exactly and have i ever??
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What time is it?
. . . What time is it now? . . . Now what time is it? . . .
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If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
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How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips??
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08-05-2011, 01:59 PM | #206 |
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English is easy??
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently so i change shit around!!
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Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?
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I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie scraps and helping to save the earth.... Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin she says as she kisses her bicept
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How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.
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Oh come on Einstein, talk to me
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Worms contain both male and female sexual organs.....they reproduce by sexual reproduction. They are not asexual. They get underneath their own skin, so to speak.....release the sperm, and the egg. One little worm can generate 6 baby worms each month, all by it's self.couldn't resist using the cheesy can!
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You made that up!! << tapu's hair stands on end. more. >>
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Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce.
We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.) Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.
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has i glance your way has me floating on air and brightens my day the scent of your flesh has you move closer to me makes my heart stutter and sets my desire free the touch of your hand has it caresses my skin makes my spirit burn brighter and brings me alive from within the taste of your lips has they touch mine is the best aphrodisiac throughout all of time the sound of your voice has you whisper please crumbles my defenses and brings me to my knees my sould reaches outward and meets yours halfway heart mind and soul together forever and a day . |
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Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes are named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?
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There are a lot of us Jennifers. I told my ex (who has MY name on her tattoo) to just wait around she will eventually date another one
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Hmmmmmmm
Why do we have to put a floppy disk in a hard drive?
How come we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? Why can't kernels of corn be digested? Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies? Why is an "ICU" usually darkened...and they can't actually "see" you...lol . Why do we say "time flies" when it actually drags...lol And lastly... Why can't I.......????? Huh? Why?
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