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a safe little lockdown to get that crappy little comment (yours or someone else's) or your favorite hilarious but truly insulting quote out of your head so you can stop feeling bad about yourself and go back to being the charming little tidbit of perfection that you are!
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i've had a really enjoyable evening! this wasnt it.
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THAT'S your insult? Dude! Breast milk is harsher than that! (my brother Daniel when hated on by an asshat on a Seattle bus)
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o lookee, my signature line made the list!
I also love a good gladhanding. "You have the greatest untapped potential of anyone I've ever met." "Her plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor." "I don't care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!"
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OOC : scorpio side
OK, I am usually all flowery and stuff, but I just have to say : sometimes this IS the right response!!!
ain't that some shit???
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From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams:
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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these are nasty but they made me spew coffee today.....
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