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It's SO HOT.........
Often time people lose their sense of humor during a heatwave so post your favorite joke and lets keep our cool
It was SO HOT I spotted a robin using hot pads to dig up an earthworm! It was SO HOT farmers started feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs! It was SO HOT potatoes cooked underground, and all you had to do to have lunch was to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper! |
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Lol I thought you were complaining..I was gonna post pics from New England this past winter!
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It was SO HOT I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
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It was SO HOT a fire hydrant chasing down a dog!
It was SO HOT all the bread in the store is toast! |
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Funnier than.................
the Average Bear! lol
Don't complain too much. People will think the PNW is too hot to handle! And, for us, it IS! I think you are very clever. My kitten has been sleeping in the bathroom sink, and doesn't even move when I turn on the water to wash my hands! It is an under pants and tshirt kinda day for sure! |
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IWSH: The chickens started laying hard boiled eggs.
IWSH: The trees started whistling for the dogs. IWSH: The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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That you forget cold.
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It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement.
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It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time! It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog! |
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It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement
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As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.
'nuff said.
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It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl.. |
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