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Old 06-25-2015, 07:52 AM   #19181
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They tend to lean towards light colored eyes, anyway. I'm not bitter, tho.

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Humorous way to identify the artist by the painting.

A quick tutorial for those not familiar with classic paintings



If everybody has some sort of a body malfunction, then it's a Picasso.




If it looks like the painter has been on a week long acid trip, then it's a Dali





If all the men AND women look like Putin, then it's a van Eyck




If everyone looks like a hobo in dim lighting, it's a Rembrandt.


*note, this is Rembrandt's selfie at age 63. Looks like a hobo in dim light, doesn't he?

See how easy you can discuss art at your next country club soiree?
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Octopus behavior has scientists drowning with laughter!


It doesn't take a backbone to be a genius — or a master of the comedic arts, apparently.

An octopus has been captured on film exhibiting one of the most remarkable (and amusing) examples of tool usage in the animal kingdom. Footage shows the eight-limbed animal literally walking along the ocean floor carrying two halves of a broken coconut shell beneath his arms, seemingly without rhyme or reason.

But this tentacled one knows exactly what he's doing.



As it turns out, some octopuses, like this one, possess the foresight to actually pack along coconut shells to use as protective shelters when exploring areas without adequate places to hide.

Scientists say this behavior is the first evidence of tool use by an octopus, putting the aquatic animals in a league with a small number of other animals known to do the same.



***Critters are sooo smart, 'bout time we hoomans figured it out.

How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles.

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CNN mistakes dildo flag for ISIS flag at gay pride march.




In this clip, a CNN anchor and editor fail to recognize that what they have identified as an “ISIS flag” is actually a flag of dildos and butt plugs, rendered in the style of ISIS.

“If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic,” CNN’s Lucy Pawle admits. “In fact, it looks like it could be gobbledegook. But it’s very distinctively the ISIS flag.” Heh.

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