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baby brother -vs- big brother
baby brother = 4 yr old
big brother = 7 yr old setting : restaurant 4 yr old running in behind Dad : Daddy I get to sit with you!! Daddy I GET TO SIT WITH YOU!! hey! I get to sit with Daddy! ! (all 3 go to buffet ...the kids return first) 4 yr old to brother : I get to sit with Daddy. 7 yr old: that's ok. You're not cool. When you get older you'll be cool and cool kids don't sit with their dad. 4 yr old ( in sad whimper) Daddy says I'm a big boy and I'm cool..Daddy says I'm a big boy! 7 yr old: you're not cool 4 yr old: I'm a big boy! I'm 4 and a big boy! 7 yr old: I'm 7 ... I'm 3 and a half times older than you and I'm cooler than you! 4 yr old whimper: I'm cool . poor baby brother ... he has a few years before he can tar-n-feather his bully big brother
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I am LOVING the new Geico commercials! The happier than a witch in a broom factory type ones...there was a new one on the other day....I just sooo look forward to them
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just arrived home. turned off engine ...listening to rain while playing on BFP...doors still closed...keys laying next to me, suddenly the interior lights come on with no prompting or buttons hit... *raises eyebrow* crazy Beast!
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04-04-2013, 02:31 PM | #846 |
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This song Online-Brad Pasley (the stuff people believe) LOL!
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04-05-2013, 06:27 PM | #847 |
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I'm back in here again... Another grandbaby story but not my grandson. Instead it's my oldest granddaughter (2 months shy of being 2yo) that lives in SC.
I had a conversation with my daughter this evening that was fun and holy crap I miss her so.... Anyway................ Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* daught: of course you don't. you didn't know any other time either. Maybe not what was being said but how my daughter said... I loved that moment of laughter with her. She is such a momma!! |
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While watching the wild critters feed this morning I saw a squirrel come down the tree, cross over the edges of a resin doghouse, two steps to cross a 5 gallon bucket, then to the ground.
As he got to the ground he jumped straight up about a foot high, arching his back in the air as if in pain. I watched him do this probably 8 times very quickly. There are a few briars over there so I thought maybe each time he landed he was landing on a briar. I kept watching and realized he was playing with a bird. A tiny little bird. I kept watching for a bit, jumping squirrel, flittering bird, back and forth back and forth. Finally 2 more squirrels came racing down the tree and game over. They were twitterpated, one chasing the other then about face and the chaser became the chased.
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I woke up at 2 a.m. and brought the laptop to bed with me, so I could watch Modern Family reruns. Yes, they cracked me up!
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a damn jumping spider! !! I'm surprised Blade hasn't posted about it!
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Actually I was going to let you slide on that one. The first time I thought you were going to jump out of the closed window the second time you squealed like a child and I thought you were going to jump threw the seatbelt and into the drivers seat. Chuckles....few things make you scream, well the only thing I've ever known to make you scream is a spider, so when you scream I get tickled or I wonder what has you jacked up
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Today while shaving my scruffy face , I had my music blasting and my wife comes in and sits down watching me .
This was one of those you had to be there moments to get the funny factor. Shes 27 and Im 37 so a lil Generation gap : My woman : baby, what in the heck are you Listening to ? Me: psychedelic furs My woman : who ? Me : baby this music is the best , They were a great band New Song My woman : Geez , what is this Song now , its horrible Me : dollbabe , this is the smiths now and what are you talking about , this Song is awesome Now im in the shower and I say ... Baby i know you m know this Song ( it was by aha ) My woman : baby , Youre such an old man ( as She is laughing ) My woman : OH LORD JESUS , BABY IS THAT A SYNTHASIZOR AND KEYBOARDS IN THE BACKGROUND !!!!!!!!! Haha it was funny really if you heard the convo in person Last edited by RNguy; 04-07-2013 at 10:19 PM. Reason: spellcheck is broken |
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Convo with my son. He's always been the techie in our family, since he was 12...
me: So, I goofed and deleted all my images from a host site that I use. son: And what happened? me: Well, let me explain that my OCD kicked in and I just had to clean and organize damnit. son: Do you normally use the images anywhere else on the internet? me: *lowers my head in shame* Yes. son: Lemme guess, all the places you left your images now have a 404 error? me: *lowering my head again* Yes. son: Aw mom, you're one of those people! I thought I trained you better than that. *walks away laughing and pointing his finger* I love that kid!! |
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Convo with one of the girls at the shelter...
her: we need to get you out and find you a man! (with emphasis on man) me: ummmm not sure my girlfriend would appreciate that too much. her: I have nothing *walked away* Whaaaaaaaat?? Do I not look butch enough?? Really?? And the rainbow charm on my necklace isn't a dead giveaway?? Lmao!! |
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