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Old 12-22-2011, 07:53 AM   #561
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My girl dealing with HATEFUL crap today. I haven't been that angry in a LONG time. Probably a good thing I wasn't down the block in this situation.
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Honestly I know this sounds silly, but this morning I went grocery shopping. The cashier put some deli meat and cheese into a bag and then proceeded to put a package of raw chicken on top of it. HELLO, cross contamination! One of my biggest pet peeves is when cashiers do this, I asked him politely not to and I even pulled the chicken out myself, and he proceeded to do it AGAIN. Why? That's all I wanna know. Am I the only one with this problem? UGH!
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People who have no compassion or respect for others and think nothing about using others or causing unnecessary drama.

Karma, its whats for dinner for quite a few people.
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Something that will always anger and confuse me is people who run roughshod over an honerable and decent man they claim to love and want to spend their life with and when they get a tiny taste of their own disgusting behaviour actually have the nerve to question the natural law of karma and wallow, cry wolf, and woe is me.Time to sheath your claws careless cat.

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7Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

8For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
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All of the excuses by the LSU coach who should be FIRED!
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Bosses who tell you to work faster (even when you're doing the best you can do) and then go sit at their desk and talk on the phone or read emails at their desk. Man that burns me up!!
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My whole office is pissing me off today. I'm sick of fighting with people over meeting rooms that I booked and they didn't. I'm sick of people who never respond to emails or voice mails and I have to physically chase them in between my non-stop phone calls- if you're too busy and not ready to start recruiting a new employee, don't come ask me to start the recruit and then go MIA. That's so unprofessional.

I need a vacation.
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Honestly I know this sounds silly, but this morning I went grocery shopping. The cashier put some deli meat and cheese into a bag and then proceeded to put a package of raw chicken on top of it. HELLO, cross contamination! One of my biggest pet peeves is when cashiers do this, I asked him politely not to and I even pulled the chicken out myself, and he proceeded to do it AGAIN. Why? That's all I wanna know. Am I the only one with this problem? UGH!
No u r not the only one with this problem,I have had to educate a cashire a time ot two about this so now I shop when ever possable when one of them is on duity.If nither are there I will make shure the meat is bagged correctly.
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All of the excuses by the LSU coach who should be FIRED!
I agree the LSU coach made some really bad choices last night I know he will be hearing about it for a loooooonnnnngggg time.
But,I am glad he was such a nit whit cause I won a bunch of moola on the game playing a beting pool.
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Pushy people in the check out line,I had the woman dressed to the 9's with three things in her hand literaly try to rush me thrue the line today..she was rude and just plane in to much of a hurry...I told her to back off a fue steps behind me wich she did but wasnt happy about it.
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...not being able to figure out how to open the hood of my car to put more wiper fluid in (i've not had the car that long BUT I have done in once before).

i'm pretty inept at such things and get pissed off at myself for giving up but it was friggin' cold!
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Finding out that there's only three packages of toilet paper left under the bathroom sink
(I bought a ton of it two years ago).
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Human Resources Department.

I'm sad to realize many of these upper management corporate drones are not actually employed to help/aid the employees of the company (aka the human resources) but in fact, to safeguard coffers and act as sadistic ringmasters to the sad circus that is FMLA and disability benefits.

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two years my friend ? it's not so bad , sorry . I go to the Sam's club every couple months and load on the toilet paper , let's say I am the often visitor to my bathroom due to my medical conditions . Go and load on some more since two years from now it will cost you a double .

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Honestly I know this sounds silly, but this morning I went grocery shopping. The cashier put some deli meat and cheese into a bag and then proceeded to put a package of raw chicken on top of it. HELLO, cross contamination! One of my biggest pet peeves is when cashiers do this, I asked him politely not to and I even pulled the chicken out myself, and he proceeded to do it AGAIN. Why? That's all I wanna know. Am I the only one with this problem? UGH!


No! absolutely you are not silly and its sad that people in these days and in this economy even have a job not appreciate it the employment . I understand this it's not maybe job they were educated for it , but it's a job . It better than not a thing . I also , understand some are bitter about it . I most be likely be too to go flip the hamburgers like a kid in a High School .

I was lucky so far not run in this type of situation , but if I would , I would kindly say something
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Every morning or after every bath I get pissed and upset lately at loosing so much hair ... by the handful ... wondering why I'm not bald yet? It brings flash backs to when mom lost her's due to chemo. Lupus and other health issues piss me off. So limiting.
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