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Old 03-24-2010, 10:52 PM   #1
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* Nothing ticks me off more than that moment during an argument when realize I'm wrong.

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

* There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong!

* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

* Bad decisions make good stories

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I did not make any changes to.

* While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

* Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with liquor than with "Kay".
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:55 PM   #2
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chuckling...your list was priceless....
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I love TJ's chocolate chip cookies warm!

And why didn't I get a BD cake like this one? PHOOEY!!!
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I am soooo stealing at least 4 of those quotes
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i was baking donuts, and thought i saw a bug out of the corner of my eye; this has happened a few times in the past two weeks. mostly noticed when i'm turning away from the counter to get into the fridge. i am back in florida, and have seen palmetto bugs, outside a lot, and two got inside here because the place was empty for a long time. so i thought, maybe just me being on guard even though high and low searches never found the bug. then it dawned on me- it's my new bangs! i should know by now.
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i was baking donuts, and thought i saw a bug out of the corner of my eye; this has happened a few times in the past two weeks. mostly noticed when i'm turning away from the counter to get into the fridge. i am back in florida, and have seen palmetto bugs, outside a lot, and two got inside here because the place was empty for a long time. so i thought, maybe just me being on guard even though high and low searches never found the bug. then it dawned on me- it's my new bangs! i should know by now.


Sometimes, when I'm tired and it's hard to hold my eyes open, I'll see something out of the corner of my eye and I'll turn this way and that to see what it is.

It's my eyelashes.

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Those are some mondo eyelashes, Gemme!
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Those are some mondo eyelashes, Gemme!
They *are* long but skimpy.

If I got falsies, I'd be tripping if I kept looking around using my periphereal vision.

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What's up with portable radios that get great reception when your hand is on them moving them around, but the minute you let go, the static comes back?
I have a great business idea: some entrepeneur should make an artificial hand you can drape over your radio to get that effect to stay.

An artitical hand antenna.
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Your opening post Kobi is hilarious!
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Your opening post Kobi is hilarious!

It is cute. I know its not an original Kobi. I just forgot to cite the source.
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why can't they put a light in the back of the CPU unit? They have LED lights on everything, even shoes, FFS. i cant see back there to plug shit in.

light it UP people.
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