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Old 05-10-2017, 06:41 PM   #181
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* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back
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* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back
I know you messed up your back so I'm pretty confident about the vertebrae but I'm not sure about the retinas. My mom broke her tailbone in a fall and that was pretty difficult to recover from so my guess is that your retinas were fine when you fell off the horse. Final answer.
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I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!
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I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!
Dammit, I suck at this lying sh*t!

Okay, so your tailbone was fine then?
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nope...broke my tail bone too. Same day as I detached my retinas.

I never broke three vertebrae. I injured my back in a car accident with a semi..herniated five back discs and extensive soft tissue damage in the small of my back.

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Okay, so your tailbone was fine then?
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I couldn't sleep in today

The bouquet of flowers I bought recently still looks as fresh as the day I bought my Fall bouquet of Dahlias

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The bouquet of flowers I bought recently still looks as fresh as the day I bought my Fall bouquet of Dahlias

I like to watch cheeky romance movies
Judging by the time you posted this (a bit early IMHO) and judging by your movie posts, I'd have to say......

Those flowers are dead as a door nail!!
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Judging by the time you posted this (a bit early IMHO) and judging by your movie posts, I'd have to say......

Those flowers are dead as a door nail!!
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You are absolutely C O R R E C T!
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Maybe your Santa will bring you some fresh ones........
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Maybe it's time to explain what is expected in this thread....I'm confused.
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Maybe it's time to explain what is expected in this thread....I'm confused.
as far as I know, an member posts Two Truths and One Lie.

Then... other members guess which of the three statements proposed is the Lie.
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Maybe your Santa will bring you some fresh ones........
I will be very surprised if Santa brings flowers to me, for sure!



<<<<<~~ I do love bouquets of flowers
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as far as I know, an member posts Two Truths and One Lie.

Then... other members guess which of the three statements proposed is the Lie.
That's it in a nutshell ....
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So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.
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So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.

Well Miss Katz two truths were she couldn't sleep in this morning and she loves cheeky romantic movies!

Her lie was her flowers were not as fresh as the day she bought them!
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So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.
at 0729 hours (Pacific Pearly Skies time) I made three statements ---- post no. 187.

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...&postcount=187

Homoe guessed correctly the statement that was not true (the proverbial lie).
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1. Lawrencia Bembenek (after her release from prison) was a customer/member when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

2. I once ran into another member on this site on a Seattle city bus by pure chance.

3. I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone.
COLLETTE here is a post I made once!

My lie was that I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone!

I did run into a member of this site once on a city bus in Seattle and Bembenek did come into rent movies at a store I worked at in Milwaukee!
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COLLETTE here is a post I made once!

My lie was that I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone!

I did run into a member of this site once on a city bus in Seattle and Bembenek did come into rent movies at a store I worked at in Milwaukee!
how far back in this thread do i have to go to get this clarity?
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how far back in this thread do i have to go to get this clarity?


Just click on "first" it takes you to the first page! All the rules/explanations are there
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