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Old 12-14-2011, 12:16 PM   #21
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I definitely like Dixie's idea lol..

i like to be flirty.. playful, soft whispers, a look, a lil seductive tease, A person would have to be incredibly thick to not realize i want them
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Love the song! Love the euphemisms!! I had actually never heard any of them, which I find pretty amazing. Bravo!

I am of the Dixie school of not very subtle.
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In my more innocent days... i did have someone say to me..
"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"

and it took me FOREVER to get what they meant.. *blushes*
Love, love this one!
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My iPhone not letting me open it but how about this 1931 classic by Harry Roy and the Bat Club Boys, entitled:

"My Girl's Pussy"

Subtle, huh?

HarryRoyHisBatClubBoys-MyGirlsPussy1931_64kb.m3u 64Kbps M3U Stream

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There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.

But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.

I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.

I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.
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It is actually one of my favorite "tunes" to hum...

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Ever since the new electronic meters, the call center has been slowly invaded by meter readers posing as customer service agents. Things worked differently out in the field, and there have been quite a few things said in the call center that would never have been heard previously.

Things like...

"I'm the new team safety guy, do you need me to spend some time under your desk?"

I am a little irritated by it, but sometimes they are so dumb it is amusing. I never let them see me laugh though, I just give them the look of death.

Lately, I have become well known for that look.
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OK, so I've reread this and of course now that my jaw has popped back into joint, I want to know what exactly this lewd and lascivious limo ride was about...

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mkay well i dunno how ya'll do it but i've never had a 3some that was by chance.
ok wellll.....there was that one time that i instigated....but to be fair that was not a 3some! it was a 12some. i mean, what else is there to do with 11 other girls in a limo?
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OK, so I've reread this and of course now that my jaw has popped back into joint, I want to know what exactly this lewd and lascivious limo ride was about...


wellllll.....we were in nyc and we were going to a show.....and you know how parking is there lol! so the driver was circling the block waiting for an in and we were talking about tattoos and that turned into show and tell which turned into "can i touch it?" which led into an all girl orgy in the back of the limo. we missed the entire first half of the show cuz the driver just kept circling the block

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Hmm, how do I let someone know I am ready for sex?

I give her my devilish grin, stand really close to her, kiss her neck, run my hands along the inner edges of her clothing, touch all those sensitive places that make her gasp, etc. That usually does it.

Yup, that would do it for me!
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ok wellll.....there was that one time that i instigated....but to be fair that was not a 3some! it was a 12some. i mean, what else is there to do with 11 other girls in a limo?
damn!....I've never even had a 3some, nevermind 12!
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wellllll.....we were in nyc and we were going to a show.....and you know how parking is there lol! so the driver was circling the block waiting for an in and we were talking about tattoos and that turned into show and tell which turned into "can i touch it?" which led into an all girl orgy in the back of the limo. we missed the entire first half of the show cuz the driver just kept circling the block

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Great thread SoNotHer!
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There's a treasury of blues songs by and about lesbians. Lucille Bogan recording under the name Bessie Jackson, accompanied by pianist Walter Roland from 1935 recorded one of the best.

She's talking about bull dykes or bull daggers with B.D. Woman’s Blues:

Lyrics:

Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men
Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men
Cause they way treat us is a lowdown dirty sin

B.D. women, you sure can't understand
B.D. women, you sure can't understand
They got a head like a sweet angel and they walk just like a natural
man

B.D. women, they all done learned their plan
B.D. women, they all done learned their plan
They can lay their jive just like a natural man

B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough
B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough
They all drink up plenty whiskey and they sure will strut their stuff

B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough
B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough
And when they get ready to spend it, they know they have to go


Ma Rainey's love of women was no secret. She was arrested in 1925 after a police raid at a party where several women including Ma were found together naked and having sex. In Prove It on Me while backed up by a sort of a jazz jug band that featured Thomas Dorsey she sings about the elusiveness of her sexuality and her feelings toward men and women.

Lyrics:

Went out last night had a great big fight, everything seemed to go all wrong
I looked up, to my surprise, the gal I was with was gone
Where she went I don't know, I mean to follow everywhere she goes
Folks said I'm crooked, I didn't know where she took it, I want the whole world to know
They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men

It's true I wear a collar and a tie
Make the wind blow all the while
But they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
They sure got to prove it on me

They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

I went out last night with a crowd of my friends
It must have been women 'cause I don't like no men.
Wear my clothes just like a fan
Talk to the gals just like any old man
'Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

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I love it. Thank you, Anya!

Folks, if you've never heard of Ma Rainey or you've never seen Ma Rainey's Black Bottom by August Wilson treat yourself. She was a fascinating woman, and Wilson really captures a part of her life and times.



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Great thread SoNotHer!
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There's a treasury of blues songs by and about lesbians. Lucille Bogan recording under the name Bessie Jackson, accompanied by pianist Walter Roland from 1935 recorded one of the best.

She's talking about bull dykes or bull daggers with B.D. Woman’s Blues:

Lyrics:

Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men
Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men
Cause they way treat us is a lowdown dirty sin

B.D. women, you sure can't understand
B.D. women, you sure can't understand
They got a head like a sweet angel and they walk just like a natural
man

B.D. women, they all done learned their plan
B.D. women, they all done learned their plan
They can lay their jive just like a natural man

B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough
B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough
They all drink up plenty whiskey and they sure will strut their stuff

B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough
B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough
And when they get ready to spend it, they know they have to go


Ma Rainey's love of women was no secret. She was arrested in 1925 after a police raid at a party where several women including Ma were found together naked and having sex. In Prove It on Me while backed up by a sort of a jazz jug band that featured Thomas Dorsey she sings about the elusiveness of her sexuality and her feelings toward men and women.

Lyrics:

Went out last night had a great big fight, everything seemed to go all wrong
I looked up, to my surprise, the gal I was with was gone
Where she went I don't know, I mean to follow everywhere she goes
Folks said I'm crooked, I didn't know where she took it, I want the whole world to know
They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men

It's true I wear a collar and a tie
Make the wind blow all the while
But they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
They sure got to prove it on me

They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

I went out last night with a crowd of my friends
It must have been women 'cause I don't like no men.
Wear my clothes just like a fan
Talk to the gals just like any old man
'Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

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t's two in the morning

my beeper's going off
i'm naked, i roll over
enough is enough
these bitches always calling me
morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
come over and try me, i am like no other
you like 'em big?
i got a GMC brand
you like 'em little?
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy i aim to please
just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

aw, shit! it's Darlene.
i know it by the code
i was supposed to be there an hour ago
she said, "baby, bring the big one"
but i left it with Brooke
my dick, it's like chick bait
one bite and they're hooked

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and i get distracted
slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
well, i need more man in my men
we could meet next week,
we could be great friends...."

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste and you'll be a believer
so girl- take that
my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world
i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.
got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo


from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?
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A Co worker (straight Lady) and I decided to have a date and go to dinner. Days later she had to go out of town for work and we talked on the phone. I asked her what she was wearing in bed she described some lingerie. When she got back we had a couple more dAtes. The flirting, brushing against each other was definitely there. We made another date at my place. I cooked, we had drinks and watched 9 1/2 Weeks. After that it lasted 5 years.

Usually she will know I want her! I tend to look her way a lot, give compliments, and tease her playfully.
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