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Old 04-19-2012, 06:10 AM   #21
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LOL...love this!

Okay, here is my couch (and no, this is a pic from a website....my own house is not that tidy).....



Now, imagine it covered with a sprawling teenage boy with dirty feet, 2 dogs and lots of loose dog hair, a few extra pillows, maybe a cat....and a lizard underneath that we can't persuade to move.

Yep, that's my couch!
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:16 AM   #22
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this is my current "sofa" by normal people size standards it probably doesn't qualify in the sofa-class...


but it fits a me sized human (5'nearly1") or two ginormous cats

photo by KP

the ginger-bastards have shredded the side of it and lining underneath it, I'm terribly happy it was a craigslist find.

In my Sparkle Dream Home (a world without shedding & shredding beasts) this might be my sofa

or possibly this
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:47 AM   #23
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The couch ... The 'COD' -couch of doom- in my house.... It's tan soft squishy...it sucks you in ... Once you sit you go ... Uhmygod this is so nice.... Anyone that knows me knows I have a love affair with it ...

I know there's one person on this site that can attest to its awesomeness!!

I'll post a picture of it later ...

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This is the furniture that I like but Dapper hates. Both of us are on the taller side (5'9") and hy likes stretching out... I like to lay with my knees up. The deal has been made that when we move in together, we MUST get a regular sized couch. So for now, I continue to enjoy my "sofa" and hy gets to continue to gripe.




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I bought a 16 ft long antique oak church pew with a custom made velvet cushion for my furkids because I finially got sick of cleaning or replacing their couches.
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that's soo wromg dude .. in sooo many ways ~ lol
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LOL...love this!

Okay, here is my couch (and no, this is a pic from a website....my own house is not that tidy).....

Now, imagine it covered with a sprawling teenage boy with dirty feet, 2 dogs and lots of loose dog hair, a few extra pillows, maybe a cat....and a lizard underneath that we can't persuade to move.

Yep, that's my couch!
My sprawling teenage boy was laying on mine to get a pic of himself laying down. He wanted a pic of him laying on the FB logo so I actually have about 5 pics of his laying on the couch, in various poses. But it worked, the FB pic looks great!

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There is awesome consignment shop near us and they have two huge floors of furniture. About two months ago apretty found a vintage couch in great condition (that doesn't stink) for cheap!!! It seriously looks like it's straight outta Mad Men or my Nonnie's apartment in Mount Vernon, NY (on the Consolazio side). It's pretty cool. This is not the exact one below, but similar.

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I have a small house with a small living room, and

I have two loveseats that face each other.

They are pretty and comfortable but

It's a tight fit for two middle aged queers and one little dog.


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I love our couch. The first piece of furniture in the new house.

I do need to do something about those pillows though.
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This is my "couch". I traded it for a board game. For many years I did not have a couch, so this was quite a step up.




This is may be my couch if I were to start a new home.

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I don't have a couch
I have a hand me down love seat that is wood with cushions and my cats use it
I never use the living room, it belongs to them
Someday I won't have all these rescues and a hand me down couch would be a great start for me if I was to ever use a living room

I would also need a decorator should I ever find a permanent home
My no frills style kind of sucks
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I don't have a couch
I have a hand me down love seat that is wood with cushions and my cats use it
I never use the living room, it belongs to them
Someday I won't have all these rescues and a hand me down couch would be a great start for me if I was to ever use a living room

I would also need a decorator should I ever find a permanent home
My no frills style kind of sucks
After reading the thread and seeing the comments about needing a decorator, I am now thinking of starting a new business that specializes in decorating for butches.

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I am seriously thinking of starting a new business that specializes in decorating for butches.


I wasn't looking to pay someone, but I suppose it could be a going business, lol

I actually have a vision, but I would probably be the only one who would like it
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I wasn't looking to pay someone, but I suppose it could be a going business, lol

I actually have a vision, but I would probably be the only one who would like it
Well I enjoy spending someone else's money so the shopping alone might be worth it.

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