|
11-28-2010, 09:20 PM
|
#241 | |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Relationship Status:
. Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: .
Posts: 5,530
Thanks: 4,478
Thanked 12,949 Times in 3,419 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856   |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Miss Scarlett For This Useful Post: |
|
11-28-2010, 09:29 PM
|
#242 | ||
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
Posts: 4,780
Thanks: 4,613
Thanked 12,092 Times in 3,753 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855 |
Quote:
Dunk Tank Better get your rubber suit on!! It's COLD out tonight!! Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
|
11-28-2010, 10:37 PM
|
#243 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
That's Need to Know 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Aberdeen, WA
Posts: 4,478
Thanks: 12,464
Thanked 13,995 Times in 3,685 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855 |
Movies on LOGO
__________________
--Jenn |
|
|
|
|
12-20-2010, 11:39 AM
|
#244 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
lol Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 3,476
Thanks: 10,524
Thanked 11,145 Times in 2,755 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854 |
Got a call from a friend saying that they are stuck on the roof. lmao
__________________
In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel  http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe. |
|
|
|
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Ebon For This Useful Post: |
|
12-20-2010, 11:40 AM
|
#245 | |
|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,585
Thanks: 182,168
Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts
Rep Power: 21474887 |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Gemme For This Useful Post: |
|
12-21-2010, 04:53 PM
|
#246 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
attached Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 6,896
Thanks: 29,046
Thanked 13,119 Times in 3,391 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Soon For This Useful Post: |
|
12-22-2010, 10:29 PM
|
#247 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
attached Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 6,896
Thanks: 29,046
Thanked 13,119 Times in 3,391 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
|
|
|
|
|
12-22-2010, 11:56 PM
|
#248 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
. 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: .
Posts: 3,312
Thanks: 13,339
Thanked 12,242 Times in 2,540 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
Whoopin my little brother's behind in a race
 Ok so I may have cheated...he doesnt need to know that lol
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to little_ms_sunshyne For This Useful Post: |
|
12-23-2010, 12:01 AM
|
#249 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to dixie For This Useful Post: |
|
12-24-2010, 08:31 AM
|
#250 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
My 12 year old is systematically shaking all the presents under the tree. He got to an odd, somewhat cylindrical shaped one. He asked "what the heck is this??" He now literally believes that he has a summer sausage wrapped up, and is totally bummed out. Oh, I love the gullible minds of the young! LOL (It's actually the weird packaging for his requested lava lamp...lol)
|
|
|
|
| The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to dixie For This Useful Post: |
|
12-25-2010, 06:13 AM
|
#251 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
I love family time. My parents are absolutely nutty. My dad, always the practical joker, is up to no good once again. He has a small device that he places under toilet seats that is barely noticeable. When you sit down, you get a spray of ice cold water up your hooha...
.gif "Say What?") Not really a fan of that one. (If you ever visit their home, look before you sit!)Laughed my arse off though earlier, when he was washing dishes while mom cooked. Mom bent down to get a pan out of the cabinet, he pulled out the back of her pjs and dumped a cup of soapy dishwater down her buttcrack. She was not too thrilled but the rest of us were rolling on the floor while she hopped around going "ew ew ew ew ew ew ew" LOL We're slightly mean practical jokers, but in my family everyone gets a laugh out of it because we know it's all in fun. I just can't wait to see what kind of payback Mom gets on him later... *eg* |
|
|
|
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to dixie For This Useful Post: |
|
12-25-2010, 06:24 AM
|
#252 |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Badass Stud Preferred Pronoun?:
Master Relationship Status:
Want one but no real female willin to step up and treat me like the king to their queen..... 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Here
Posts: 95
Thanks: 8
Thanked 73 Times in 30 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
My complete and utter ignorance to figuring out how all this works...basics...EASY!!! However...im clueless to some areas of this site! Quite funny...so i cracked myself up really
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to SouthernStud For This Useful Post: |
|
12-25-2010, 02:05 PM
|
#253 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?:
Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Columbus
Posts: 2,280
Thanks: 2,227
Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
[Small Twist on the narrative]
A boi wished to purchase a present for hyz sweetheart and after careful consideration, s/he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by hyz sweetheart's sister, s/he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, s/he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note. Dearest Darling, This is a little gift to show my affection for you on Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other Butch's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.  
__________________
  |
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Rook For This Useful Post: |
|
12-27-2010, 05:31 AM
|
#254 |
|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
dee Relationship Status:
Hitched up 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Livin’ the Dream
Posts: 24,079
Thanks: 30,560
Thanked 54,956 Times in 13,922 Posts
Rep Power: 21474873 |
how the weather dipped down into record breaking freezing temps when I got here and as of my leaving they will rise to normal temps again...
|
|
|
|
|
01-02-2011, 01:02 PM
|
#255 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
attached Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 6,896
Thanks: 29,046
Thanked 13,119 Times in 3,391 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
painful! (but funny!--movie is great if you haven't seen it)
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Soon For This Useful Post: |
|
01-02-2011, 01:12 PM
|
#256 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
attached Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 6,896
Thanks: 29,046
Thanked 13,119 Times in 3,391 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 |
one more! *end scene*
|
|
|
|
|
01-02-2011, 07:25 PM
|
#257 |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Male Preferred Pronoun?:
He/Him Relationship Status:
Widow 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Permanently Banned 11/15/2011
Posts: 1,223
Thanks: 2,618
Thanked 2,582 Times in 837 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
This auto-reply for email when I sent my client an email with the status of their system for tomorrow beginning a new year. I replied and told her I'd like for her to teach me how to do this!
"I am currently out of the office, for immediate assistance please call (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Thank you I will be out of the office and return Nov 1., 2010.." |
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to DomnNC For This Useful Post: |
|
01-08-2011, 04:12 AM
|
#258 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
silly femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
Truly,Madly,Deeply Engaged ♥♡ Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: garden state
Posts: 636
Thanks: 2,057
Thanked 808 Times in 350 Posts
Rep Power: 2559042 |
my lil' AnnaBelle is a little fart........ literally!
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2011, 11:09 AM
|
#259 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
That's Need to Know
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Aberdeen, WA
Posts: 4,478
Thanks: 12,464
Thanked 13,995 Times in 3,685 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855 |
From yesterday.
One of my students had court yesterday with the truancy judge. There is a new female judge working in youth court here. This was his first time at court, he was nervous but had been talking a big talk about the whole thing. Well, when our truancy monitor got back from court, he had to come tell us what happened. The teacher I work with had been asked to write a letter about his behavior and performance in our classroom, which she did.... here was the scene at court. *judge sits silently reading letter* *judge looks up at student* "Your a jerk" *judge goes back to reading* *shakes head and looks up at student again* "I take that back, your a jackass" THIS, made me crack up!!!! She went on from there to spend the next 30 min or so chewing him out and telling him in great detail why he was a jackass.
__________________
--Jenn |
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to JustLovelyJenn For This Useful Post: |
|
01-08-2011, 05:23 PM
|
#260 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Soft Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her Relationship Status:
Unavailable 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Oklahoma City
Posts: 2,436
Thanks: 3,378
Thanked 2,148 Times in 756 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852 |
I Met A Fairy Today...
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish:
"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I''m not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses and start telling the truth!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
__________________
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, And then discover the prisoner was you. |
|
|
|
| The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Starbuck For This Useful Post: |
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
