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Old 01-14-2015, 04:11 PM   #1201
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The new must-have accessory for your pet's butthole.

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Old 01-15-2015, 03:52 PM   #1203
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Late night nose taps accompanied by "Boop!"
Had me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and I couldn't breathe
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Taking the Dogs out just a few min ago and the Whippet launches her self off of the deck and clears the back of the Sheppard you should have seem the look on the Sheppard's face she was like what the hell just happened I swear I almost cried I was laughing so hard
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:49 PM   #1205
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:54 PM   #1206
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Everything that we don't like has lard in it! Lol
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Kindergarten boy just grabs the prettiest girl in class & kisses her right on the lips. Even funnier was me trying to keep a straight face and be the adult! I just said, "Look, I know she's pretty but you can't do that at school!" Lol
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me, but I've sworn myself to secrecy not to talk about it to anyone but myself.
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So I was lawn mowing.. and 3 squirrels we're trying to retrieve their nuts they buried.
So they run on every pass I made. And got to barking at me because I'm out on their yard! One even stood there barking at the mower.
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Asking a question and it being playfully avoided...

In the end, it all got turned around and I ended up answering the question before the person that was originally asked...LOL

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My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom! (Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)
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This ad for Domino's Sriracha pizza in Israel...the tongue has a ballgag.



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