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Old 11-10-2014, 08:49 PM   #321
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Old 11-11-2014, 08:54 PM   #326
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12:59 am her - i was hoping you would help me with some grammar

01:27 am her - hello are you awake?

02:08 am her - is it who's on first or whose on first

07:26 am me - it is me who's going to misplace your phone next time i see you



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Old 11-14-2014, 06:50 AM   #330
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11:28 pm her - i'm grumpy, have to work 5 hours tomorrow

12:05 am her - don't you care?

12:48 am her - it takes me a half an hour to get to work! i don't get paid for that!

1:05 am her - guess i should get some sleep, love you good night

6:28 am me - pleased no one texts you in the middle of the night and wakes you, love you back
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He called me Babe... doesn't mean anything but it was very pleasant just the same.

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2:34 pm. her - almost had a threesome last night

2:37 pm. me - almost?

2:39 pm. her - yeah, just missing two other people
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5:29 pm (me) - you have never invited me

5:35 pm (her) - ooops, wrong person
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