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Old 06-12-2018, 06:13 PM   #1661
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There are a couple of flies on the frame surrounding the screen on my laptop. I could not understand why my cursor wasn't moving them away from the laptop.

Twice.

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Old 06-13-2018, 12:07 AM   #1662
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I called to some company in order to acquire services...
At some point, their automatized system asked about my destination of origin: Puerto Rico, I responded with my natural Puerto Rican accent...
Immediately the system responded: hmmm lets try again...and, we did try...one, two three four times...
When we were about to go to the fifth time into the same question I was: Really?!?! Are you telling me that after all these years I don't know how to pronounce my country name?! Then, quickly, like in a a whisper the thought surprised me: You need to speak in English to them!!
Soooo, there I was, using my best English and saying: pwerto reko...
Welllll...allow me to tell you that it did work!

Yes, that made me laugh in disbelief ...while rolling my eyes and shaking my head...

On the other hand, it looks like I'm improving on my InglÚs...sighs...

Welcome to my world! lol

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https://www.today.com/news/nasa-s-st...cs-metroweb-dc


Lol dueling iguanas!
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When fur baby 1 passed gas in her sleep & fur baby 2 jumped from fright & barked at fur baby 1's backside & then fur baby 1 wakes up & joins in & barks at her own backside.... Omg my ribs are still hurting...
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It's been a long day so I might be missing it but what does Jupiter have to do with iguanas? Are you calling Bezos and Musk iguanas because they are going head to head or is this the wrong link?

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It's been a long day so I might be missing it but what does Jupiter have to do with iguanas? Are you calling Bezos and Musk iguanas because they are going head to head or is this the wrong link?

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Hmmm odd wrong link sorry. This is why i hate posting from a cell Lol.
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There how about now?
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Mom showing everyone her zebra stripped underwear before I corralled her to tie the back of her hospital gown. Then her proceeding to tell me they matched her bra.
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Lol...it was alarming and amusing.
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My eldest. ..

She again reaffirmed my previous opinion that she REALLY needs to marry well...

She called me to ask.if a 13x9 pan was the same as a 9x13 pan....she was making browies and didon't want to ruin them. Took everything in me not to laugh out loud. .......
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Sitting at the table after lunch with my 7 yr. old nephew, Jefferson. He starts singing I Love Rock and Roll. It went like this. I love rock and roll put another dime in the JUICE BOX baby!
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