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Old 07-09-2010, 09:00 PM   #3001
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Now this is the easy way... Just buy a rice cooker
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I just shaved my face for the second time...Apparently I was overconfident from the first time cause I just cut the hell out of myself.




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Old 07-09-2010, 09:55 PM   #3003
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I'm tireder than a one armed paper hanger. Is tireder a word?0
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So, a little while back, Toxic and I had come home and were in the public courtyard area in front of our apartment building. There were other people around... some kids, some mothers, probably some grounds people.

I noticed that the shorts Toxic was wearing were the type of workout/gym shorts with the snaps up the seams, you know, for easy removal at the gym, I suppose. They reminded me of stripper pants, so I say, "Hey, nice stripper shorts!" Toxic flashes a sly smile, slithers her leg to the side (and trust me, she is not the slithery type so that alone was funny) and says, "Why, yes, yes they are..." and proceeds to pull on the side of her shorts. Later, she said she intended to only undo one of the snaps, to be funny, but she actually ripped her pants completely off of herself. As she stood there in her t-shirt, sneakers, and boxer briefs trying desperately to hold the scrap of fabric in front of her... then behind her... then in front of her... I stood there doubled over with laughter, unable to be of any assistance whatsoever for fear that if I stood up straight, I would literally piss myself. Oh, what a fond (and funny) memory that is!

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I can't cook rice to save my life
1 Part dry rice to 2 parts water (i.e. 1 cup of rice and two cups of water)
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Bring all ingredients to a boil. When it has boiled to the point where the water is just bubbling on top of the rice, cover the pot. Reduce heat to low simmer. Set the timer for eight minutes and voila, perfect rice!!

Remember if it's Basmati to rinse it a few times before cooking.

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1 Part dry rice to 2 parts water (i.e. 1 cup of rice and two cups of water)
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Salt

Bring all ingredients to a boil. When it has boiled to the point where the water is just bubbling on top of the rice, cover the pot. Reduce heat to low simmer. Set the timer for eight minutes and voila, perfect rice!!

Remember if it's Basmati to rinse it a few times before cooking.

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Thank you. I didn't even know you were supposed to cover it. lol
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Thanks to Medusa for finding this gem!

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ok, i have mixed emotions....

one part of me thinks it's super cool that he's so awed and emotional about seeing that (and lemme tell ya, i would be too!)

and another part of me is going, "that fool is trippin on some good schtuff! frickin freak!".
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If I don't have someone to cook for soon, I am going to get chickens!

Other than the fact that I don't like chickens I will then be faced with what to do with the eggs!!

I am scared of fresh eggs. I don't like eggs in general and only use them for baking.

I am being nice, I am not asking for too much, I don't want to be goaded into the chicken thing...but, I can only be pushed so far !

All I'm asking for is a good eater....is that so much?

(I think not)

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If I don't have someone to cook for soon, I am going to get chickens!

Other than the fact that I don't like chickens I will then be faced with what to do with the eggs!!

I am scared of fresh eggs. I don't like eggs in general and only use them for baking.

I am being nice, I am not asking for too much, I don't want to be goaded into the chicken thing...but, I can only be pushed so far !

All I'm asking for is a good eater....is that so much?

(I think not)

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happy to put you on the list...nothing I love more than a good eater...wanna try my whoopies?...next time the filling will be better, a bit too sweet this time...and, if I recall, you're not a chocolate lover so I'll make you some lemon ones...
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happy to put you on the list...nothing I love more than a good eater...wanna try my whoopies?...next time the filling will be better, a bit too sweet this time...and, if I recall, you're not a chocolate lover so I'll make you some lemon ones...
You are correct. Chocolate, while I don't hate it, is most definitely not my favorite. Chances are, I would like your too sweet whoopies. I have one heckuva sweet tooth.
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Ok people, its joke time:



Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first
said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different
position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style."

"Doggy style? Did she go for it?"

"I'll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead."






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why would a buch think you all the sudden want to be a friend when they are hooking up with your ex and were hitting on her while you were a couple?
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lol still ranting about the same shit.. unbelievable.. have to get on line to find your exes sorted affairs..and that shes curantly involved while the whole time talking about working things out.
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lol still ranting about the same shit.. unbelievable.. have to get on line to find your exes sorted affairs..and that shes curantly involved while the whole time talking about working things out.
i think i should rest now and get over it..
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Between Netherlands & Spain ?
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