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Hollylane · 02-02-2012, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

I'd ignore it unless you have an affinity for meth.

:giggling: <-- not really, I laughed pretty hard. Exactly!

Hollylane · 02-06-2012, 12:07 AM

"The Tight End Comparison"

Hollylane · 02-15-2012, 07:29 PM

"Your zipper just went in my eye"

Trey339 · 02-18-2012, 09:27 PM

Its butter,,,its not a medicine,,,its a condiment

Hollylane · 02-18-2012, 11:57 PM

"I could probably still do it, with a pole that had the right length and weight..."

tonaderspeisung · 02-20-2012, 06:18 PM

"you need to go get yourself a new nipple
the one that's on there now is old, worn out and no good"

Metro · 02-20-2012, 07:02 PM

As seen posted in the produce department:

"ripe for tonight"

Hollylane · 02-21-2012, 09:34 PM

"We really need to troll around, and then present this in a vanilla way"

and...

"You're really only looking at his package"

Metro · 02-25-2012, 02:41 PM

heard on a local news segment this morning describing the winter fest:

"thousands of holes have been drilled this morning."

yes, my depraved mind did indeed go there.

funkyfemme · 02-25-2012, 03:29 PM

Overheard my roomie on the phone yesterday...

"you wanna pull on my nut?"

TimilDeeps · 02-25-2012, 03:32 PM

Overheard in my sister's kitchen . . . " I want the ball sauce on my pasta."

Hollylane · 03-03-2012, 12:39 PM

"Actually, it took me longer because I'm talking to you, usually I'd be in and out pretty quickly...."

funkyfemme · 03-03-2012, 01:04 PM

"It was pretty sticky when I touched it."

Overheard thru the curtain in the ER last night.

Metro · 03-05-2012, 11:23 AM

Spoken by Chris Harrison (of The Bachelorette fame) while guest hosting on Access Hollywood Live and in reference to a performer appearing on SNL:

"He does a great show and his bits are phenomenal."

JustJo · 03-05-2012, 03:26 PM

"Oh, I almost fell on your lips"

foxyshaman · 03-05-2012, 04:27 PM

After removing items from my bag:
Clerk "do you need a bag today"

Same observant clerk

"you realize you are wearing two different ear rings"

Me

"every day"

Hollylane · 03-07-2012, 01:41 AM

"It's not going to be a long list, I'm not over-packing this year, I can't, I'm flying"

"When you pack stuff that you end up not using, or wearing...Of course you don't know that while you're packing, you think..Well...I might wear that, and it does give you other wardrobe opportunities..."

Hollylane · 03-12-2012, 10:14 PM

"If I have dry hands, I may just go over and get a couple squirts..."

Hollylane · 03-21-2012, 09:51 AM

"They just don't make them wieners long enough."

jac · 03-21-2012, 04:39 PM

"You can't poke it gently. You have to stick it in hard in order for the stuff to come out"

Overheard conversation about breaking the seal on a new tube of super glue.

02-06-2012, 12:07 AM	#202
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	From the Super Bowl on screen information.... "The Tight End Comparison"

02-18-2012, 09:27 PM	#204
Trey339 Member How Do You Identify?: Gq Butch Dom Preferred Pronoun?: Trey Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: united states Posts: 350 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 814 Thanked 864 Times in 216 Posts Rep Power: 8640662	HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH Its butter,,,its not a medicine,,,its a condiment

02-21-2012, 09:34 PM	#208
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Said during a meeting of "Professionals" at work today... "We really need to troll around, and then present this in a vanilla way" and... "You're really only looking at his package"

03-03-2012, 12:39 PM	#212
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	At the grocery store... "Actually, it took me longer because I'm talking to you, usually I'd be in and out pretty quickly...."

03-05-2012, 03:26 PM	#215
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,407 Times in 4,661 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	"Oh, I almost fell on your lips" __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

02-15-2012, 07:29 PM	#203
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"Your zipper just went in my eye"

02-18-2012, 11:57 PM	#205
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I could probably still do it, with a pole that had the right length and weight..."

02-20-2012, 06:18 PM	#206
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"you need to go get yourself a new nipple the one that's on there now is old, worn out and no good"

02-20-2012, 07:02 PM	#207
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,916 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	As seen posted in the produce department: "ripe for tonight"

02-25-2012, 02:41 PM	#209
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,916 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	heard on a local news segment this morning describing the winter fest: "thousands of holes have been drilled this morning." yes, my depraved mind did indeed go there.

02-25-2012, 03:29 PM	#210
funkyfemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Gamey as Fuck Relationship Status: I move from person to person real quick. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A sad little town Posts: 800 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,059 Thanked 2,824 Times in 662 Posts Rep Power: 0	Overheard my roomie on the phone yesterday... "you wanna pull on my nut?"

02-25-2012, 03:32 PM	#211
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,471 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646656	Overheard in my sister's kitchen . . . " I want the ball sauce on my pasta."

03-03-2012, 01:04 PM	#213
funkyfemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Gamey as Fuck Relationship Status: I move from person to person real quick. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A sad little town Posts: 800 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,059 Thanked 2,824 Times in 662 Posts Rep Power: 0	"It was pretty sticky when I touched it." Overheard thru the curtain in the ER last night.

03-05-2012, 11:23 AM	#214
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,916 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Spoken by Chris Harrison (of The Bachelorette fame) while guest hosting on Access Hollywood Live and in reference to a performer appearing on SNL: "He does a great show and his bits are phenomenal."

03-05-2012, 04:27 PM	#216
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	After removing items from my bag: Clerk "do you need a bag today" Same observant clerk "you realize you are wearing two different ear rings" Me "every day" __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

03-07-2012, 01:41 AM	#217
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"It's not going to be a long list, I'm not over-packing this year, I can't, I'm flying" "When you pack stuff that you end up not using, or wearing...Of course you don't know that while you're packing, you think..Well...I might wear that, and it does give you other wardrobe opportunities..."

03-12-2012, 10:14 PM	#218
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"If I have dry hands, I may just go over and get a couple squirts..."

03-21-2012, 09:51 AM	#219
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	I am sure this is not an unexpected post... "They just don't make them wieners long enough."

03-21-2012, 04:39 PM	#220
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	"You can't poke it gently. You have to stick it in hard in order for the stuff to come out" Overheard conversation about breaking the seal on a new tube of super glue.