What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 6

Gentle Tiger · 09-03-2012, 12:18 PM

Wearing a bikini
bungee jumping

Sachita · 09-03-2012, 12:21 PM

I would never be caught buying a gas guzzling hummer.

I would never be caught buying a handbag that cost more then a car payment. Same for shoes. I believe in quality and you get what you pay for but excessive is just selfish IMO.

I would not be caught eating pork until the laws change and prohibit gestation crates.

http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/...on_crates.html

little_ms_sunshyne · 09-03-2012, 12:29 PM

I will NEVER be caught wearing a christmas knitted teacher vest. I mean NEVER!

Ebon · 09-03-2012, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martina

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

Maybe that's just how you saw it. You appear to be taking offense to someones personal preference.

starryeyes · 09-03-2012, 02:47 PM

I will NEVER be caught dead drinking that cheap ass wine like I was last night. Ugh. I be hurting....

Martina · 09-03-2012, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I will NEVER be caught wearing a christmas knitted teacher vest. I mean NEVER!

Wait till you approach menopause and the hormone levels drop. All those bright shiny tacky things you thought you'd never like start looking good. Who knows why.

But I agree. I will never wear a denim jumper with apples stitched on it or anything like that.

I have broken down and worn festive dangly earrings though.

morningstar55 · 09-03-2012, 05:40 PM

I will never be caught ..........

cheating on my partner
getting involved with someone because im lonely
doing drugs
getting drunk every time i do have a drink
disrespecting a couple by flirting with there partner

Gentle Tiger · 09-03-2012, 05:59 PM

Relieving myself in the middle of the road
Eating brussle sprouts, beets, or turnip voluntarily
Dressing up as Little Bo Peep

Bleu · 09-03-2012, 06:10 PM

...displaying a moulded plastic light-up nativity scene on my front lawn.

Blade · 09-03-2012, 06:18 PM

Flying.......airplane, balloon, jumping off a cliff. It don't matter cuz I don't have wings.

Corkey · 09-03-2012, 06:38 PM

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane....again.

JoSchmooze · 09-03-2012, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

I know that feeling! If my partner tells me that "it's
in my purse", I'll pick it up and bring it to her!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh

I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

Someone said that asparagus makes your pee
smell funny - that's because you excrete calcium oxalate crystals
from the asparagus.
Snails are good...butter & garlic help.....

I will NEVER struggle to put on another pair of pantyhose...
I will never cheer for the Cowboys...
I will never sit through a whole soccer or rugby game....
And the thong thing.....shaking head vigorously.....is never
happening!!!

princessbelle · 09-03-2012, 07:09 PM

riding an ox
snorting milk
biting the head off of a bat
wearing plaid and checks together
smelling someone's socks

morningstar55 · 09-03-2012, 07:17 PM

i will never

ask for money from whom ever
tell pity stories about myself to gain attention
never be mean to animals
never stick straws in my nose and act silly... lol
eat anchovies period

Martina · 09-03-2012, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger

Relieving myself in the middle of the road

what about the side of the road?

I got lost recently and just HAD to. It was that or the seat of my car.

JAGG · 09-03-2012, 07:33 PM

I think this title should have read : something you would never do regardless if you got caught or not.

Wearing crocs
Wearing a dress or makeup I know Maria is going to go high and to the right over this but I make no apologizes
Carry a purse or european satchel
Wearing a goofy looking hat
Wearing huge sunglasses
Wearing womens shoes or clothes
Letting someone else cut my grass
Letting someone else detail my car
Letting someone else remodel or repair my house
Wearing shirts that snap
Rolling my jeans or shorts
Wearing anything wrinkled
Without a belt on
Riding a moped or scooter
Without chewing gum
Buying diet pepsi
Stealing
Cheating
Eating brussel sprouts or kidney beans or stewed tomato's or raisins
Taking drugs that aren't prescribed for me
Going over Niagra falls in a bath tub
Speaking Chinese in Japan
Asking for PORKO in a Mexican cafe
That should be good for now. hahahah

Blade · 09-03-2012, 07:34 PM

figure skating or wearing one of those cute little outfits

JAGG · 09-03-2012, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle

riding an ox
snorting milk
biting the head off of a bat
wearing plaid and checks together
smelling someone's socks

Oh come on Miss Belle live a little. Go ahead bulldog give her a sock. lol

Fatale · 09-03-2012, 07:42 PM

Eating sushi.

JAGG · 09-03-2012, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatale

Eating sushi.

What? Oh no,say it ain't so. Actually I used to say that but my best friend forced me to try it . Now I love and crave it. That's ok that means more for me. =)

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