What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 7

princessbelle · 09-03-2012, 07:57 PM

Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts
Kissing a snail
Licking a lightbulb

morningstar55 · 09-03-2012, 08:10 PM

never will

eating snails
eating squid
do car repair
be butch
blow dry my hair while taking a bath
drive my truck like a mainiac
drink and drive
throw trash out the window
wear mens cloths... ( opps well cept for sweat pants or t shirts.. lol)
be an exotic dancer

sara-bera · 09-03-2012, 08:34 PM

eating red meat
playing mind games
shooting a gun
piercing anything other than my ears
wearing a tie (unless it's used to bind my wrists)
wearing a pant suit
wearing any sort of suit, actually
smoking anything
dancing a polka

Ebon · 09-03-2012, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle

Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts
Kissing a snail
Licking a lightbulb

Ummmm what? "Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair." lol

Martina · 09-03-2012, 09:30 PM

The licking the lightbulb thing is gonna show up in my nightmares. ewww

little_ms_sunshyne · 09-03-2012, 09:36 PM

I will NEVER be caught sporting a CAMEL TOE! Enough said...

princessbelle · 09-03-2012, 09:43 PM

eating tripe

voting republican

rolling around in mud (ok that one i'm not 100% sure of)

Nomad · 09-05-2012, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martina

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

(nodding) fair enough. just considering the source. Mistie isnt a femme hater IMHO. having said that, i TOTALLY UNDERSTAND being unwilling to consent to the shudder mentality when it comes to all things femme. any kind of better/worse than thinking is unfair. i just didnt think that it came from that kind of space. my .03 cents. that's all. AND for the record i learn a lot of stuff by reading your posts. you rattle my complacency. even if we dont agree on something i sincerely thank you for that.

cinnamongrrl · 09-05-2012, 07:53 AM

I will never be able to walk on beams like construction workers do.....

I will never be able to eat octopus...even if i were starving...i just like them too much....

I will never go to Antarctica.....

I will never take my health for granted....

I will never forget friends I have lost and the things I learned from them....

SleepyButch · 09-10-2012, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sachita

If you'll carry my purse and say "yes ma'am" we have a date! lol I won't even make you walk 3 feet behind me.

Sorry just saw this... while I may carry your purse and call you ma'am out of politeness, if I'm walking three feet behind you, it's because I'm checking out your ass.... just being honest... still want that date??

JAGG · 09-10-2012, 08:43 PM

Sleeping until noon
Owning a cat
Turning down sushi
Accepting mediocrity
Quitting
Oogling Thedivahrrself's shoe collection
Keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Hiding from the consequences of not keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Encouraging bad behavior
Sugar coating things

SleepyButch · 09-10-2012, 08:49 PM

Walking out on a job.

Begging for anything.. well maybe ice cream.

Wearing polyester.

Flashing a total stranger in public.

sara-bera · 09-10-2012, 08:55 PM

Christmas shopping AFTER black Friday. O_o

JAGG · 09-11-2012, 04:33 AM

Christmas shopping on black Fri.
Having a mob mentality
Buying something because it's trendy and everyone else has it or wants it

Gentle Tiger · 09-11-2012, 04:50 AM

Any kind of shopping on the day of or after any holiday
Sitting down in front of the television with a bowl of bussle sprouts

lilapache · 09-11-2012, 09:17 AM

bungee jumping....

Ginger · 09-11-2012, 09:20 AM

I will never be caught drinking orange juice right out of the carton, because I will wait until you have left the room.

Estella · 09-11-2012, 09:44 AM

I will never be caught criticizing my wife behind her back. Love ... and loyalty.

Scorp · 09-11-2012, 09:58 AM

"Walk" With Scissors

~ocean · 09-11-2012, 10:14 AM

I will never get caught doing ..... w/car grease on my hands
jumping from an airplane
w/ my pants down **
going along w/what I dont want to do
keeping my opinions to myself
devuldging someones secret
turning my cheek
not seeing the obvious
washing my cars hub caps
keeping up my appearence
dating a drunk
thinking less of myself.

09-03-2012, 07:57 PM	#121
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair wearing boots with shorts Kissing a snail Licking a lightbulb __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-03-2012, 08:10 PM	#122
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,241 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	never will eating snails eating squid do car repair be butch blow dry my hair while taking a bath drive my truck like a mainiac drink and drive throw trash out the window wear mens cloths... ( opps well cept for sweat pants or t shirts.. lol) be an exotic dancer __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

09-03-2012, 09:43 PM	#127
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	eating tripe voting republican rolling around in mud (ok that one i'm not 100% sure of) __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-10-2012, 08:43 PM	#131
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Sleeping until noon Owning a cat Turning down sushi Accepting mediocrity Quitting Oogling Thedivahrrself's shoe collection Keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said Hiding from the consequences of not keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said Encouraging bad behavior Sugar coating things __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-10-2012, 08:49 PM	#132
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,510 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,244 Times in 2,753 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Walking out on a job. Begging for anything.. well maybe ice cream. Wearing polyester. Flashing a total stranger in public. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

09-03-2012, 08:34 PM	#123
sara-bera Member How Do You Identify?: female Join Date: May 2011 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,161 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,687 Thanked 2,859 Times in 739 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	eating red meat playing mind games shooting a gun piercing anything other than my ears wearing a tie (unless it's used to bind my wrists) wearing a pant suit wearing any sort of suit, actually smoking anything dancing a polka

09-03-2012, 09:30 PM	#125
Martina Senior Member How Do You Identify?: * Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: * Posts: 4,999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,409 Thanked 18,367 Times in 4,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The licking the lightbulb thing is gonna show up in my nightmares. ewww

09-03-2012, 09:36 PM	#126
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,242 Times in 2,540 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I will NEVER be caught sporting a CAMEL TOE! Enough said...

09-05-2012, 07:53 AM	#129
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,861 Thanked 27,369 Times in 6,858 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I will never be able to walk on beams like construction workers do..... I will never be able to eat octopus...even if i were starving...i just like them too much.... I will never go to Antarctica..... I will never take my health for granted.... I will never forget friends I have lost and the things I learned from them....

09-10-2012, 08:55 PM	#133
sara-bera Member How Do You Identify?: female Join Date: May 2011 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,161 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,687 Thanked 2,859 Times in 739 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Christmas shopping AFTER black Friday. O_o

09-11-2012, 04:33 AM	#134
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Christmas shopping on black Fri. Having a mob mentality Buying something because it's trendy and everyone else has it or wants it __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-11-2012, 04:50 AM	#135
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,995 Times in 3,996 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Any kind of shopping on the day of or after any holiday Sitting down in front of the television with a bowl of bussle sprouts __________________ Please like

09-11-2012, 09:17 AM	#136
lilapache Member How Do You Identify?: DONE Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: forever away Posts: 1,374 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 3,880 Times in 1,025 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	bungee jumping.... __________________ Don't get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when they start to not give a fuck.

09-11-2012, 09:20 AM	#137
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,310 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I will never be caught drinking orange juice right out of the carton, because I will wait until you have left the room.

09-11-2012, 09:44 AM	#138
Estella Member How Do You Identify?: Straightforward Femme. What you see is what you get. Preferred Pronoun?: We Relationship Status: Sadie, Sadie ... married lady. Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Love that dirty water ... Posts: 355 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 94 Thanked 551 Times in 130 Posts Rep Power: 8279289	I will never be caught criticizing my wife behind her back. Love ... and loyalty. __________________ Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? -- Douglas Adams

09-11-2012, 09:58 AM	#139
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,721 Times in 1,270 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Walk" With Scissors

09-11-2012, 10:14 AM	#140
~ocean Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme blows a kiss off my finger tips * Preferred Pronoun?: ~ hey girl ~ Relationship Status: ~ single & content ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Massachusetts ~coastal Posts: 7,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,958 Thanked 16,124 Times in 4,736 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I will never get caught doing ..... w/car grease on my hands jumping from an airplane w/ my pants down ** going along w/what I dont want to do keeping my opinions to myself devuldging someones secret turning my cheek not seeing the obvious washing my cars hub caps keeping up my appearence dating a drunk thinking less of myself.