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If I plug my nose and increase the pressure in my sinus cavity, I can squirt water from my tear ducts about 6 inches away from my face...I refrain from doing this...I'm now afraid I may burst an eardrum someday...or be accused of being a horny toad in my last life...Well, I guess, like the horny toad, I was born in the Arizona Sonoran Desert...
I can pop all my fingers & toes, elbows, wrists, neck, hips, back, and ankles...This happens unintentionally as well, which is why as a teenager, I was often caught sneaking out of the house, because my mother learned to be hyper-aware of my ankles popping as I was attempting to sneak past her room... |
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09-03-2012, 09:45 PM
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09-03-2012, 09:46 PM
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I can hiccup or sneeze on command.
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09-03-2012, 10:02 PM
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Yes, I can do the farting noises by cupping one palm under an armpit and jerking that arm up and down. If I go slow, I can make a long, very convincing fart sound.
Well, actually all of them are very convincing. Not bragging, only being factual.  Edit: I was with a woman in the 90s for like nine years. She was angry at me about something and became quite nasty verbally. I was damn determined not to engage and say nasty, mean things back to her. I got up and walked out of the room doing the fart noise under my arm. Pissed her right off without saying a word. LOL! |
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09-03-2012, 10:04 PM
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You did NOT hear this from me. But I can do the boobie bounce thing where you make your boobies bounce simply by isolating muscle movement.
I can also do the stripper ass shake thing. Those are leftovers from my skinny girl days  
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09-03-2012, 10:04 PM
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09-03-2012, 10:07 PM
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i like to recite john wayne lines, such as: "you got a brother. he's no good, but he's ya brother." "you wanna pick up that gun, ... i wish ya would." "fill your hands you son of a bitches!" at any moment i might say one of these lines or another. i'm quite good at this. and very proud!
quick story. my neice and i like to record on the phone. so she records me saying "fill your hands". she then puts this as a ringtone. well you got it, ... i'm sitting at a ballgame and it's a quiet moment. there goes that ringtone. i moved pretty darn fast. i can't do tongue tricks. although i did hyper extend my tongue once. but that's another box score for another game. 3rd grade. i was sent out into the hall for doing the armpit sounds. i can do the hambone. as a kid, i would do that on everything. my daddy, "mac! stop doing the hambone on the recliner's arm!" i can whistle loud too. i can do the sexy whistle. proud! i want to see laney run in high heels. i'm proud of you all! |
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09-03-2012, 10:14 PM
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i can't whistle, tie a cherry stem with my tongue, or do the armpit farting thing, but i can...
make my ass clap do splits and other ridiculous flexible things pop my spine in and out of place (or rather, my spine is degenerating and i have vertebrae that slide in and out of place, especially when i sit/stand, so i can make them "click" back in place when lying down) hold a conversation in mandarin chinese read some sanskrit and tibetan (i'm rusty) recite parts of the qur'an from memory do the cupid shuffle, the electric slide, the cha cha slide, the wobble, the dougie, and a couple different versions of the detroit hustle have entire conversations in quotes from the tv series firefly |
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09-03-2012, 10:25 PM
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I could dance the Funky Chicken in '72. A friend taught me.
I taught myself the Robot and the Michael Jackson slide. I can still dance those two today when cutting up. Don't know about the Funky Chicken. |
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09-03-2012, 10:36 PM
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Making your ass clap is an awesome talent!!! Heh Heh!
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09-03-2012, 10:40 PM
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Ass clapping. Not sure ummm, hmmmm. I'll have to see if i can find this on you tube. I have not a clue. The image i have in my head? Like clapping like a seal? Naw, surely not.
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09-03-2012, 10:43 PM
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i honestly don't understand the appeal, but my customers like it, so i guess i'm grateful i have it as a talent? lol
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i just learnt to tie a cherry stem with my tounge...and tie a knot in headphone wires with my tounge without meaning to
 i can crack my full spine randomly making it sound like a xylaphone. i can do the wave with my thumb. i can wiggle my eyebrows seperatly and halfway wiggle my ear with out my hairline moving i can make a poping sound with my cheek (i tend to do that only to annoy my family) 
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09-03-2012, 11:17 PM
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I can bend the joint on my fingers nearest my knuckles, concavely+
I can tell you every point on a horse, and tell you the genetics behind every color they can express not only can I tie the cherry stem, I can eat the cherry too 
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09-04-2012, 10:51 AM
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I can twirl baton
I can tell the directions NSEW without a compass or any help. I can make one hell of a homemade apple pie, crust included. Oh AND... I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.
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I too can twirled a baton
(I was briefly a member of the Southerettes baton troupe)I can start a fire without matches or a lighter. (I used to teach outdoor survival skills) I can imitate accents and area dialects fairly convincingly. I can pop my shoulder out of socket.
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I don't know how I do it, but I can make my ears "wiggle" up and down-almost like flapping them.
I can take two pieces of paper and 2 pens, put them side by side and write the exact same thing on each piece. Yes, I am ambidextrous, but I can also write the same things backwards. Does these two count as "special?"
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You peeps have so many talents we could start our very own variety show for cable.
All we need is Medusa and June in the opening act singing... I'm a little bit country I'm a little bit rock and roll.
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