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I love to Laugh!!!
This will be my FIRST thread i have started ever, So i was thinking i love to laugh and id like to hear jokes or see what makes yall laugh!!! Ill show you one of mine:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmYGLIubho"]YouTube- Kid's Cartoons - Dave Chappelle[/ame] They says laughter heals all wounds! Lets get some healing going!
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11-17-2009, 04:32 AM | #2 |
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I love to watch my small zoo of dogs and cats play with each other. To see the little spaniel chase the big shepard around and then seeing them look at me and smile. Awesome. The cats streaking through the house chasing shiny brites and hatching their "eggs".
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try to imagine this
you are sound asleep in a nice warm comfy bed.. you vaguely feel something bump against your hand several times... you rollover and drift back to sleep.. all of a sudden your hear this horrible noise and a solid thump on your forehead... you wake up to see your roommates cat meowing at you and head butting you... because you were silly and left your hands out of the covers.. so they must be there to pet the lil sh*t... you look at the clock and it happens to only be 2am... dont you just want to scream?? I know I do when he does this to me.. practicaly every night... and I go to sleep with my hands under the covers.. but they come out most likely because I am hot.. grrr well I hope my lil experience makes you laugh.. it seems to make everyone else laugh.. chow for now |
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Those are both very funny! I am dog sitting right now for my cousin and her dog happens to be a "licker." So i am awaken at various times of the night in various stages of sleep with a pretty darn rough lick across my face or forehead. LOL!
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Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there. He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop.. His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious.. One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?" Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg... "Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen.. Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin.. He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake.. "Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"
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Thoreau Family Thanksgiving Greeting
Today I sent out this card out to our friends and family
Dear Family and Friends, Once again, it is that time of year The Thoreau Family gathers around the table and contemplates the true meaning of Thanksgiving. It is not so much about the turkey… As it is the realization that… If the Native Americans had given the Pilgrims a Donkey instead of aTurkey... all of us would be getting a piece of ass on Thanksgiving. With love, The Thoreau Family
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