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Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes
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~~~~~~~~~~ "i feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." stephen bishop "[he's]...a legend in his own lunchtime." rex harrison "i can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. steven pearl "thank god you've insulted me! that means that i don't have to be nice anymore." billy idol "every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." h. l. mencken "sometimes i need what only you can provide: your absence." ashleigh brilliant ~~~~~~~~~~ carry on.... |
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i've had a really enjoyable evening! this wasnt it.
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o lookee, my signature line made the list!
I also love a good gladhanding. "You have the greatest untapped potential of anyone I've ever met." "Her plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor." "I don't care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!"
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THAT'S your insult? Dude! Breast milk is harsher than that! (my brother Daniel when hated on by an asshat on a Seattle bus)
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he has all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire
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We get along because..
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